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ticklemyelmo··on 2026 Eclipse Webcams
The interesting map will be the subsequent Google searches for "Me duelen los ojos".

https://coywolf.com/news/seo/people-searching-eyes-hurt-afte...

ticklemyelmo··on iPhone 16 cameras vs. traditional digital cameras
Much of the criticism of the Iphone photos is the fisheye effect. This is exaggerated, because you took the photos from different distances. If the Iphone photos were taken at the same distance, a cropped version of the Iphone photo would have identical perspective.
ticklemyelmo··on Restoring the Galaxian3 Theatre 6, 1992 six player arcade machine
We are? There are games like this in any modern "arcade" like Dave & Buster's.

If you mean why aren't we building highly specialized hardware like this any more, I'd say it's because most of that complexity has moved into software running on general-purpose hardware, which is infinitely more flexible and maintainable.

ticklemyelmo··on Trump's Tariff Formula Makes No Economic Sense. It's Also Based on an Error
Those stores also predominantly sell imported products. They are going to be affected disproportionately by the tariffs.
ticklemyelmo··on You're not a senior engineer until you've worked on a legacy project (2023)
Better on every axis: security, performance, resource consumption, reliability, verification, documentation...

Code is a pure liability that you accept to get a useful service.

ticklemyelmo··on Voxon: Real time interactive volumetric holograms
Image quality is extremely important for medical image analysis. A flickering low resolution display is the last thing you'd want a doctor looking at.
ticklemyelmo··on Tesla is looking to hire a team to remotely control its 'self-driving' robotaxis
I rode in a Waymo for the first time last week. The highest praise I can give it is that it's boring. It drives like a careful human with zero surprises.
ticklemyelmo··on Simple tasks showing reasoning breakdown in state-of-the-art LLMs
"The breakdown is dramatic, as models also express strong overconfidence in their wrong solutions, while providing often non-sensical "reasoning"-like explanations akin to confabulations to justify and backup the validity of their clearly failed responses, making them sound plausible."

It's fascinating how much they anthropomorphize the systems and credit them with emotional, possibly deceitful behaviour, in a paper trying to explain how unintelligent they are.

ticklemyelmo··on Atari's Mike Jang
> It fired my imagination. I was always bad at that game but while playingit I was a Starship Pilot!

"Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada."

Yeah, he designed THAT cabinet too.

ticklemyelmo··on JEP draft: String Templates (Final)
It's not better though. The STR template processor behaves the exact same way as all the other examples, and it's the one that all the inexperienced devs prone to this kind of injection attack will use.
ticklemyelmo··on Apple introduces spatial video capture on iPhone 15 Pro
With less than an inch of separation, is the sense of depth even perceptible?
ticklemyelmo··on New world record with an electric racing car: From 0 to 100 in 0.956 seconds
But 100mph (or kph) is also a way to describe charging speed.
ticklemyelmo··on Data-Oriented Design Principles
Even with SQL we recognize that while aggregate roots and ORMS are great for storing and editing single items, they're terrible for use cases where the data is _used_, and you're better off using different query mechanisms to slice it in a better way. Indexing services and caches and transformation pipelines continue that.

I think CQRS is really just a glimmer of DoD in the enterprise world, the recognition that the system of record is generally a terrible resource for actually using the data, and that you need to rethink everything again if you want a performant system.

ticklemyelmo··on How To Get Started In Soldering
They did a poor job of qualifying "cheap". They link to a $50 Harbor Freight unit, which is a proper temperature controlled soldering station. It should certainly be made clear that a $20 wand with no temp control is right out.
ticklemyelmo··on GM plans to phase out Apple CarPlay in EVs, with Google's help
The free subscription on my 2021 Toyota expired 16 months ago. Remote start still works. (Well, the fob button sequence is as finicky and inconsistent as it always was, but it does work.) I think Toyota changed their minds on that feature after the bad press about it hit.
ticklemyelmo··on The Jupyter+Git problem is now solved
Why is there a "Jupyter+Git" problem specifically? Why aren't we worrying about the "C+Git" problem and the "XML+Git" problem and the "Python+Git" problem? Because merge markers break, well, every file format.

Is it because Jupyter users in particular don't typically understand that there is a formatted text file behind the notebook, or how merge conflicts work?

ticklemyelmo··on Show HN: Pornpen.ai – AI-Generated Porn
You have something against the ladies of Eroticon 6?
ticklemyelmo··on I spent a year designing a low profile, minimal mechanical keyboard
A roller-style rotary encoder would work better. And perhaps be a better ergnonomic fit for what I assume is its primary use case, scrolling.
ticklemyelmo··on Starlink maritime coverage map [pdf]
An alternative approach would be to relay the signal on the surface, perhaps using a fleet of aquatic animals with the same communication system mounted on them.

You know, sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads.

ticklemyelmo··on P5.play
The playfield is a moving camera view on a static world.

The bird moves forward constantly, the camera follows the bird, and the pipes spawn at a fixed location one screen width ahead of the bird.

ticklemyelmo··on The end of the world is just beginning for shipping
Almost worth it to be able to see a Rat Thing in action. Very briefly.
ticklemyelmo··on Oa.mg
I figured that it was either an aggregator/search engine for research papers, or a GPT-3 random research paper generator. After reading 5-6 abstracts, I'm about 60% confident it's the former.
ticklemyelmo··on SEC Charges Nvidia with Inadequate Disclosures about Impact of Cryptomining
They didn't disclose that information that everyone even vaguely involved in the tech and gaming industry knew!
ticklemyelmo··on Ask HN: Teach me something new
When I was researching my kid's ADHD medicine I was fascinated to learn about its osmotic release delivery system (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osmotic-controlled_release_ora...).

What looks like a simple pill is actually a tiny machine that delivers the medicine at a precisely controlled rate over a period of hours.

ticklemyelmo··on Hoppscotch: Open-source alternative to Postman
Why are all of the API clients so intent on storing all your requests and environment config in the cloud?

We would keep a directory of relevant collections and environments inside all our application repos, so they would simply be committed along with the code, be versioned, included in PR reviews, etc. But it looks like all of the popular REST client tools use some hidden cloud services. This is also terrible from a security perspective, since environment variables are likely to include secrets.

ticklemyelmo··on Emulator of Original Dell Charger Using ATTINY85
So do you jam the chip into the parallel port? Or do you...use an adapter?
ticklemyelmo··on Words known better by males than females, and vice versa
I'm more bothered by the omission of "s". The S in teraflops is not plural, it's part of the acronym.

Your computer has 1 teraflop performance? One trillion floating point operations per _what_, then?

ticklemyelmo··on What made the Amiga so great
The Gravis Ultrasound was a 3rd or 4th generation PC soundcard that came out 7 years after the Amiga. Its claim to fame was basically that it was as good as an Amiga.
ticklemyelmo··on Why can’t I play Ultra HD Blu-ray movies on my new Intel CPU platform?
Here's a friendly reminder that Sony put a rootkit on their audio CDs to enforce copyright. They brought the term "rootkit" into public awareness.
ticklemyelmo··on Jerrycan
You need a partner to use its two-man mode!
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