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no_wave··on Consumer Reports Retesting MacBook Pro Battery, Apple Says Safari Bug to Blame
Not really... most people I know use things like the Wirecutter instead.

This became Hacker News fare because lots of people were unhappy with the new MacBook Pros for other reasons.

no_wave··on Renewing Medium’s focus
So I assume you shorted the DJIA? Must have been rough.
no_wave··on Why I only work remotely
When people started working in them. Cubicles are arguably worse and people aren't promoting cubicles when they criticize open offices.
no_wave··on Nintendo’s Sad Struggle for Survival
Nobody accurately forecasted the Wii's popularity. Nintendo would have been insane to actually make as many consoles as they ended up needing.

Nintendo's released a lot of products and while not having enough supply is annoying, dramatic oversupply can be catastrophic.

no_wave··on Walgreen Sues Theranos, Seeks $140 Million in Damages
Most other people in her position can't do what she's done because they are capable of feeling shame.
no_wave··on We’re Scientists, Moms, And We Avoid Non-GMO Products
You cite "ignorance of what a GMO really is" - what do you think they're misinformed about?
no_wave··on Steve Ballmer Says Smartphones Broke His Relationship with Bill Gates
“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately? See what they charge for arugula?”
no_wave··on Steve Ballmer Says Smartphones Broke His Relationship with Bill Gates
The Bush thing is almost certainly a fake story. He was playing along with being impressed by some new UPC code reader technology that was being demonstrated that could read damaged UPCs.

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/bushscanner.asp

no_wave··on Safer to Puff, E-Cigarettes Can’t Shake Their Reputation as a Menace
We actually don't know that they're safer to puff. We simply don't have any evidence that indicates that they're as or more dangerous.

Every variety of plastic or food additive that ended up being proved harmful was thought safe for years. People are right to be skeptical of them for the next thirty years or so.

no_wave··on Foursquare’s CEO says Yelp is shaking down local businesses
What was the Foursquare CEO exercising when he made unsubstantiated allegations against Yelp?
no_wave··on Asus to surpass Apple in notebook sales: TrendForce
The touch strip would be even more of a joke on any other machine because you'd guarantee 0% buy-in from software developers.

The only reason it's getting any positive feedback from anyone is because it's Apple and people are charitably imagining that software developers are going to dedicate resources to support a doodad that doesn't even exist on 90% of apple machines (and only ~5% of notebooks/desktops are Apple in the first place!).

no_wave··on Apple says no fun allowed on the Touch Bar
The RPG idea is something that has been tried for ages - the earliest example I can remember is the "Chocobo World" minigame on specific interactive memory cartridges for Final Fantasy VIII for the Playstation I. More recent examples include the Game Boy integration with the Wii and the default controller screen for the Wii U console.

None of these attempts ended up being very successful with the exception of the wildly successful Nintendo DS, which is different in a lot of ways (in that the real estate size between the touch screen and the real screen is equal).

The objection that a lot of people here have to the touch bar is that it's a sort-of-nice-to-have, never-essential feature used on very few machines, and these are the sorts of features that developers instinctively smell danger around.

no_wave··on GIF Site Giphy Is Valued at $600M
You're correct, and I apologize for the misinformation. I'll add an addendum to my post reflecting this.
no_wave··on GIF Site Giphy Is Valued at $600M
I was always skeptical but the thing that made me concretely understand why these valuations aren't real is when I learned about liquidation preferences.

At least a 2x liquidation preference is standard for most VC investments (Y Combinator is an exception to this, I think). In simplified form, this means that regardless of what happens, the investors will get 2x of what they invested before anyone else in the company sees a cent. This means that even if giphy fails, the investors will always get a 2x return on their investment unless the company falls so far that it's no longer worth $24 million when it's sold off somehow.

EDIT: After being informed in responses to this, it appears that 1x preferences are now the standard. I apologize for any misinformation.

no_wave··on Steve Jobs would probably very upset with what Apple has become
They haven't done anything remotely extraordinary since Steve J left. I don't know why people are so charitable towards Apple when everything indicates it's a company that's no longer what it was.

To quote someone, "revenue is a lagging indicator in the technology business".

no_wave··on Images of New MacBook Pro with Magic Toolbar Leaked in MacOS Sierra 10.12.1
Apple hasn't done anything even close to genius since Steve J died.
no_wave··on Ask HN: Why does Google get away with such bad recruiting practices?
They pay a lot
no_wave··on How our app went from $20,000/day to $2/day in revenue
Next keyboard has a 2.5 rating on the app store right now for the current version of the app.

Here's a comment from the article:

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I appreciate this case study, but I feel it doesn’t cover everything.

I backed you on Kickstarter, and you didn’t deliver the features you said you would, even ones that were mainstays of that campaign. Swipe to type, as an example. After beta it just slowly… faded away with little or no communication from you guys.

I believed you when you said you wanted to fix the keyboard, but yet-another-theme won’t do that. More stickers won’t do that. What excited me about Next, initially, was that it seemed like you were going to push the envelope on input methods and keyboard user experience.

Unfortunately, every time I’ve used Next it’s been extremely unstable to the point of being unusable, so you didn’t come close on the things you did deliver. I actually think I had a better experience with it in test flight.

We can blame this on Apple APIs, but I’ve used a number of other keyboard replacements and they haven’t had crazy issues. That includes GBoard, which can be slow loading but then runs smoothly where it counts: when you’re using it.

I know I’m being more than a little bitter, but I wanted you to win.

I’m very sorry to hear that you have to sunset this project, and I’m a big fan of your previous work. I’m also looking forward to what’s next.

But I hope that you spend more time making it work than making it cute.

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Meaning that the answer to the byline - "How our app went from $20,000/day to $2/day in revenue" - is probably "the product wasn't very good".

The pertinent question for these articles is often why the founders thought they could pull of what they were doing with the budget they had in the first place.

no_wave··on Brain-sensing technology allows typing at 12 words per minute
We can, and do have video chat at eye-level but most people seem not to like it.

Typing is a first step and is a great way of testing the technology and verifying that the sensors are working as expected, as it's extremely obvious how accurately they're working.

no_wave··on Soaring Student Debt Prompts Calls for Relief
As a college graduate, I'd be ok with student loan relief as long as it's funded by a tax on college graduates (and it has to be preceded by something preventing this occurring in the future, like making student loan debt dischargeable under certain circumstances)

Seems twisted to tax the rest of the country who decided not to or weren't able to participate in college in the first place

no_wave··on Petition for London independence signed by thousands after Brexit vote
Yeah, I even heard there's a little land in Vancouver that's still owned by Canadians
no_wave··on State of Starfighter
I have two takeaways from this article:

1.) Your organization is in a rough state right now (for any number of reasons, some outside of your control), and you're likely to have more difficulties going forwards.

2.) You haven't successfully placed a single developer into a job yet even though forty thousand people have signed up.

Both of these statements might be inaccurate, but those were the main things communicated. I'm much less likely to open an account having read this, and I don't understand why new levels are being released when the recruiting pipeline currently seems like the bottleneck of the business.

no_wave··on Theranos’s Fate Rests with a Founder Who Answers Only to Herself
That guy existed - his name was Ian Gibbons and he killed himself in 2013 apparently.
no_wave··on In Cramped and Costly Bay Area, Cries to Build, Baby, Build
You're not a conservative, you're a libertarian.
no_wave··on Regulators Propose Banning Theranos Founder from Blood Testing
I'm going to guess that these big name investors have liquidation preferences of at least 2x, meaning that her stake will probably be worth nothing once this all blows up even if the company maintains any value (and it probably won't anyways)
no_wave··on What It’s Like to ‘Wake Up’ from Autism After Magnetic Stimulation
I don't think that's really fair. The perception is that raising an autistic kid or being autistic yourself is basically a nightmare and they're trying to find something not depressing to say.
no_wave··on What is BuzzFeed, really?
Buzzfeed always gets the kid gloves treatment in the media and somehow became one of "the cool kids" despite being a website built on dumb viral content like so many others.

No surprise, I guess - big names like Andreessen Horowitz invested so now we all have to pretend like this all means something. Watching something as unimpressive as Buzzfeed get treated this seriously in the press makes me wonder just how little you have to pay a tech journalist to own them.

no_wave··on Study: Immigrants Founded 51% of U.S. Billion-Dollar Startups
There is absolutely no STEM shortage at the Facebook/Google level. Google has been on the record many times that they're happy rejecting good applicants in order to reduce the risk of hiring a bad candidate. That's not what hiring during a shortage looks like.
no_wave··on AlphaGo beats Lee Sedol again in match 2 of 5
Starcraft has way more possible board states
no_wave··on Zuckerberg Asks Employees to Stop Crossing Out “Black Lives Matter” at FB HQ
The article disapprovingly states that 55% of Facebook is white as if that's a disproportionate amount, even though 63% of the USA population identifies as non-hispanic white. What's up with that
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