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eslachance

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[ my public key: https://keybase.io/eslachance; my proof: https://keybase.io/eslachance/sigs/cF3srIgxkPBk9Z9qB1mWkPWDR7RZgtQ_T0r0LjiYhy0 ]

I'm not quite a hacker, more of a programming nerd. Actually, I'm a technical writer who "translates" text from "programmer language" to "plain english", if you know what I mean. Hit me up at eslachance@gmail.com !

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eslachance··on Beyond Meat: Fake Meat So Good It Will Freak You Out
According to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_expectancy) which pulls its source for "Life expectancy variation over time" from Encyclopædia Britannica and other sources, life expectancy in the Neolithic was about 20 years old. And that does account for infant mortality, but not pre-natal mortality. Do you have a source for "long and robust lives"?
eslachance··on Transparent plug-in hybrid retrofit for any car
This is awesome, except for one thing. As with all hybrid kits, you lose trunk space. Unfortunately, if I can't fit my groceries as well as the stroller for my daughter, it's out of the question. Obviously not everyone requires this, but how many commuters do you think never need the trunk space?

These batteries and controllers need to find another place. On the roof of the car, perhaps, unless you're an outdoor sports person and need racks for bikes or a kayak?

eslachance··on Beyond Meat: Fake Meat So Good It Will Freak You Out
I really wish people would stop comparing our current 100-year lifespan with pre-historic humans where someone my age (31 years old) would have been considered an elder (if even still alive!).

"Fake" meat tastes and looks like the real thing, but it has none of its downsides (look up "Forks over Knives" for some decent documentary on that. take with a grain of salt).

eslachance··on Beyond Meat: Fake Meat So Good It Will Freak You Out
This sounds very promising. As a vegan, it's pretty hard to find decent alternatives to meat, which I still crave once in a while - I went vegan for health reasons, not ideological ones.

This has been getting better with time, but unfortunately a lot of fake vegetarian and vegan meats tend to be unhealthy. In order to get some decent taste and texture, some odd ingredients are often used. Vegan does not equal healthy in all cases. This one sounds pretty good, hope they find their way to Canada and branch out to different meats, too!

eslachance··on How do you get on the Frontpage of Hacker News? (4 Links in 1 Day)
I personally see a lot of news that's been "forgotten" quickly, because I prefer getting the RSS feed rather than relying on the front page of HN. Of course, I get a lot of noise (submissions with only 2 points and no comments) but I still feel that I get a lot of value from them, regardless of their actual popularity.
eslachance··on The reality of the OUYA console doesn’t match the hype
Correct link: http://penny-arcade.com/report/editorial-article/the-reality...

Previous Discussion: http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4235443

eslachance··on [dead]
How do you know it's from a Google search? He doesn't say it is, I don`t see analytics code in his source (just the wordpress stats)... When you "assume" you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me". Who's the ass now?
eslachance··on Lazy people innovate
Misattributed to Bill Gates: "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do it". I'm not sure who that's actually from, but the idea behind it is the same. However, one has to remember that to innovate while being lazy isn't actually simple. I won't go out of my way to make something cool and innovative because, well, I'm lazy. It's only when it saves me time and I absolutely have to do it, that I'll come up with great ideas (as "S" did when faced with her favorite toy).
eslachance··on Please stop using (at) email [dot] com
Alright, I'll bite. Yahoo what? com? fr? ca? co.uk? And if you add the TLD, then you're back at square one - a simple regex and you can grab the email easily.
eslachance··on Raspberry Pi: 7 reasons why it won’t work
I feel like I should reproduce the comment I put on there, because I'd prefer, by far, to get honest opinions from the HN community than whatever his response will be. So here goes:

You seem to have a lot of aggressiveness towards "geeks", and it seems that either you misunderstood the point of RPi, or you're purposefully ignoring it... From the point of view of an amateur programmer:

1. I think the fact that the website went down and the two distributors were completely overwhelmed initially is a good indicator of the popularity of the board, not indicative of amateurism. And in terms of looks, it's no uglier than any board in any electronics device out there. It's not like it has lamps!

2. Nostalgia, I believe, is a positive effect on the older generation which will realize they can use it to engage the younger generation (their kids, mainly). Also, while looking back on old hardware and software and being nostalgic of the days is not productive, doing so as a side effect of "oh my god, this is cool and reminds me of X so much, I loved that old thing!" brings value to things like the RPi. But in reality, the REAL goal of the Pi is to help learning in third-world countries. "buy-one-donate-one" will come later once they've worked out the kinks, and I'll be using this program on each purchase, because I care about this sort of thing.

3. You didn't put a number 3. Amateurism, you said? Oh wait, you fixed your formatting. Just goes to say, people can resolve minor issues when they happen! But to answer this point, "Tinkering" is exactly what we need. It's the approach that works for a lot of people. IMHO, places like KhanAcademy.com work because it's "tinkering" with subjects using exercises and videos.

4. There has to be a balance of "new" influx in both hardware and software. What would happen if the only PC you had was a 286 and no one was interested in making anything faster, better or smaller? You'd be no better than if everyone made hardware and there were no programmers. In reality, the more people use technology, the more we'll have of both hardware and software. You won't be running out of either anytime soon.

5. I believe what the foundation is expecting is that people will crowdsource the heck out of this. I'm expecting that by the time I get my hands on a Pi, there will be plenty of tutorials out there to get me started, and it's fine that they're all over the Internet. That's what Google and DuckDuckGo are for.

6. I'll re-echo my point 2, as I said the "older" generation will get the "younger" one interested... Plus, those teenagers who are in families that don't necessarily have the money for larger hardware will be very happy to have a cheap $35 computer to work with that can be plugged into the family TV at night. I grew up in a poor family, I would have been much better off if the Pi had been available back then.

7. "Looks crap not cool" is a matter of opinion (as well as bad grammar). This thing is meant to be put where you need it the most, not sit on a desk like a piece of art. I'm going to be gluing it to the back of an LCD monitor rescued from a dead iMac, along with a control board purchased on eBay, as a digital frame... And probably get another, hidden in my car's dash, projecting data as a HUD on my windshield. I don't care what it looks like, I just care that it's cheap and replaceable.

Sorry for the wall of text, but my two cents almost always turn into two dollars :P

eslachance··on This Is the Gyro-Stabilized, Two-Wheeled Future of Transportation
The first one was commissioned in 1912? Sounds like it would have been a great opportunity for Lit to actually release it this year... They won't miss the mark by much, though.

No wait, scratch that, just looked up the word "commissioned"... So if they release it in 1914, they'll have hit the nail straight on. Good on them!

eslachance··on Why Windows 8 Scares Me -- and Should Scare You Too
I'm fairly certain this has been said before, but... What if Apple officially supported installing Mac OS X on a regular PC? I mean, it's already possible to do this ("hackintosh" or "OSx86"), but it requires some mucking around... if Apple added support for popular non-mac hardware and just let people buy and install it on any machine, wouldn't that become serious competition to Windows?

Because let's face it, a lot of people that stay away from Macintosh do so because of the price of the hardware...

Edit: Well that settles it for me, then. Thanks for the replies :)

eslachance··on I sued a telemarketer and got $4,000
Oh I misread that as "I threated to sue if I didn't hear back in a week". Oops, sorry, my bad.

As for trying it myself, I guess it's simply because whenever I get into such a situation, I lose my nerve, butterflies invade my stomach, and I can't think straight. Just calling Visa to try to report it gave me the same kind of jitters, I really hate it.

I will, however, report the information I have in my possession to my local police department. That way perhaps I'll lead them to something, if I'm lucky. Nervous or not, I can try to do my part.

eslachance··on I sued a telemarketer and got $4,000
(Edit: please ignore the following line, I misread. Kept for posterity.)

The title is incorrect. He threatened to sue but didn't actually do it. Which I'm all for.

(/Edit)

I received, just yesterday, a call from a company claiming they could reduce my credit card interest rate to "up to 0%", but it was obviously a scam as he said he worked both for Visa and Mastercard, claiming it was "the same company and they both use the same Reduce Interest Rate department". I unfortunately lost my nerve a little and called him out, after which he became much more familiar, aggressive and even insulting. Don't have anything beyond a phone number and a name (which is probably fake). Wish I could find the nerve to do this myself.

eslachance··on Why Quit? Because the other company has bigger monitors.
I worked tech support last year and yes, there is still a small percentage of people that use Notes in their daily work. I have no idea how they did not get an internal employee revolt yet. I didn't dare ask :|
eslachance··on Postmates Debuts ‘Get It Now’ On-Demand Courier Service To The Public
I'm looking at the tracking page for askedrelic's order, and the only thing that would make this the best tracking page in the world, is for Alex, the courier, to be able to add notes on the page - for example, "Ordered and paid for", and then "Next in line", or "5 minutes more due to a problem with the grill" when relevant.

Also, the page doesn't say when the courier arrived at the location, so while we know he accepted the delivery 50 minutes ago, I can't tell whether the food has been ordered 10, 20 or 45 minutes ago. (I do see "pick up in 0 minutes" though, but it doesn't mean anything at this point).

eslachance··on Postmates Debuts ‘Get It Now’ On-Demand Courier Service To The Public
This brings back to mind http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3971212 (Somebody please, for the love of god, fix shipping/couriers)

This seems like exactly the sort of thing George Spencer is talking about - doing courier right. Kudos to you guys, I hope you'll be able to expand internationally to your neighbors up north and across the pond once you've conquered the US.

eslachance··on Coffee drinking linked to longer life
It would be interesting if the study showed this, but since the article doesn't mention it, that's a bit of an assumption you're making here.

I personally know a couple of heavy coffee drinkers, some of them should be retired but still work blue collar jobs (one is a roofer, another is a general contractor). I doubt they would agree with you on this one :)

eslachance··on The Unexpected Benefits of Weekend Projects
From the article:

Pick a project in an area that you don’t have much background knowledge or experience in or one that requires a different stack of technologies from what you are familiar with. Use a different kind of database (eg: try a project using a graph database like Neo4j) or a different library/framework or even better, use a completely different language. It will not only make you a better engineer, it might just help you understand and improve your core work in different and better ways.

I think this is a lesson that is critical when trying to get better at anything, programming or otherwise. While researching an alternative to the documentation authoring tool we were using at work, I stumbled upon their training videos, and I have to admit, there were a lot of eye openers on how we could change the way we use the current software. This happens simply because different people have different methodologies, so following tutorials for one language, software, tool, can lead to realizations that apply to all of them in varying degrees.

eslachance··on Is there a point to paginating articles online?
I've found that especially in Mobile browsing, the pagination ends up offering little advantage to anyone, beyond statistics. Mobile versions of news sites will often not have ads, only a small header, the text and the pagination links, so I'm not sure why they would continue to use the technique.

On top of this, I find it very irritating when reading a paginated news article that split to a new page right smack in the middle of a sentence. And it's happened more often than I'd care to remember.

eslachance··on Could we do without traffic lights?
We'll be able to remove traffic lights, signs, yields, stop signs, and every other limitation... Once the Google Self-Driving car becomes universally adopted. As long as the car itself is able to perfectly judge for safety, and possibly communicate with other cars, then there's no need to stop when the car knows, for a fact, that there are no other obstacles around.

Of course, that's still very far off!

eslachance··on My Raspberry Pi Thinks It's a Mainframe
It's a personal challenge that I have, not to take offense or go on the offensive and not taking it personally. A year ago, I would have reacted in a completely different manner.

But you're right, "That is the nerdiest thing I have ever heard in my life" would probably have been better. And yet, still not constructive in any way. At least this little altercation is constructive, at least for my attitude!

eslachance··on My Raspberry Pi Thinks It's a Mainframe
Hmn, erm... I guess that didn't quite have the comical impact I was hoping or expecting.

My sincerest apologies to whomever this offended, it was absolutely not my intention!

eslachance··on WTFWG
The result of the "Grep the Web" that was requested somewhere in that is available:

http://blekko.com/webgrep?page=view&id=8638947e26c2cf16e...

eslachance··on My Raspberry Pi Thinks It's a Mainframe
Guys, if you ever encounter a woman with a t-shirt that says "Talk nerdy to me", I believe you will have her instantly jump on you and have wild sex, if you tell her exactly what seclorum just said. Which, by the way, I have absolutely no idea what it means. :|
eslachance··on We don't support Internet Explorer, and we're calling that a feature
I think it's more critical than just having less IE users in that space... The thing is, 1.6% of total traffic does not equal 1.6% browser usage.

If all your IE visitors are seeing is a landing page and a message saying "sorry, we're too lazy to support for your browser", then of course they'll turn around and never come back. If they were to let IE users through, that number would most likely jump up - significantly.

I know a couple of hardcore IT guys and programmers that are really happy with IE9, and hate Firefox and Chrome with a passion. It happens!

eslachance··on See Websites Differently With Invisible Text, Only Pictures
I can't drag the button on my Firefox 7 toolbar. Oops.
eslachance··on Rethinking Programming Language Tutorials
This is why I really like Udacity's classes. Even though I have used Python in the past, starting from scratch and building a small search engine is awesome, and bits and pieces picked up along the way are really helping my comprehension of the language.
eslachance··on An overview of elementaryos
Didn't I download an install this exact OS a year or two ago? I don't believe they've changed the website, or the OS, in any significant way since then... Not exactly sure why this was posted or how it made front page :|

Oh, and I didn't keep it, can't even remember why (probably because it was just another boring linux distro with nothing particular to offer)

eslachance··on Ubuntu 12.04 Review: This is the Distro you’re looking for.
This is precisely the reason why Linux hasn't stuck on me, even though I've tried multiple times to use it. Every time, on different systems, there was something off. Sometimes the sound card that wasn't properly supported, other times the video card (ATI at the time) had big issues with secondary monitors, other times it was my low-end, weird brand WiFi card. It's never "Just Worked" and, even though the exact same happened with Windows at one point or another, the fix is generally simple with Windows (locate the manufacturer, download the driver for your Windows, works with any decent age hardware), wheras it's harder with Linux (google it, find half a dozen possible solutions, download one driver which installs 30 dependencies and breaks your system, try another driver which completely prevents the OS from booting, give up and reinstall Windows).

And then, there's the Software & Games issues... but that's a story for another day.

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