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eckza

1,267 karma · joined June 24, 2015

Dissenter among the ranks. FP shill.

Elm, Haskell, fsharp, automotive enthusiasm, bicycle motocross.

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eckza··on U.S. Safety Agency Warns People to Stop Buying Male-to-Male Extension Cords
Or dynamic typing?
eckza··on Java’s Cultural Problem
> no industrial success

Because FP is hard, and because it's easier to get 1000 Python monkeys to shit out half-baked garbage than it is to get 10 Haskell developers to agree on a set of blessed language extensions.

But when you get it right, your shit stops chewing a hole in itself in prod, and you can sleep at night and leave Slack alerts off over the weekend.

It's fine. Y'all can have your half-baked tire fires. "Industrial success" is a broken metric for "whether or not something is going to create real value for your product". We'll just keep shipping. And sleeping.

eckza··on Faster, Meaner, Deadlier: The Evolution of “BattleBots”
Do you think that this hasn't been tried already?
eckza··on The new Ford Mustang has a drift stick
> This seems more expensive than a ... without any obvious benefit.

Nice summary of the last twenty years of the automotive industry's progress.

eckza··on The new Ford Mustang has a drift stick
Unfortunately, this is simply the state of automotive journalism in $THE_CURRENT_YEAR.
eckza··on Walking is good for health but walking faster is even better, study finds
Not so fast there, pal.
eckza··on Got a rejection for mentioning Apple pre-release software, but I am not
I appreciate the reassurance… the conversation about the App Store has been really grim around these parts, lately!
eckza··on Got a rejection for mentioning Apple pre-release software, but I am not
I've built the whole thing with web-first technology (Elm + Capacitor) and it's cross-platform already - but distributing it as a native mobile app is part of a larger branding strategy to cement my position in an underserved niche as a purveyor of fine software products.

Future apps that I have plans for will need to take advantage of hardware-specific features; I see this as a foot in the door.

But if I can't get it in, I'll just market the webapp and pivot my strategy for future products.

eckza··on Got a rejection for mentioning Apple pre-release software, but I am not
I'm about to release my first iOS app, and all of these posts of late are making me nervous.

Does anyone have a good link to a guide for dealing with the App Store reviewers' capriciousness? Or is it simply a roll of the dice, no matter how closely one follows the Apple documentation?

eckza··on Stringbike: Benefits (2020)
> A freshly waxed chain will be stiff from the hardened wax.

Oh, I always forget about this.

It's not necessary when you only ever ride singlespeed bikes... just wrap your chain around the rings and let the first few cranks do all the hard work!

But if you have a derailleur and whatnot... yeah, don't skip this step!

eckza··on Stringbike: Benefits (2020)
Probably; you wouldn't have to do so much maintenance.

Wax fills in all of the voids between the bushings, roller pins, etc - so it physically prevents dirt from getting into your chain. And since there's no oil to cause the dirt to stick to your drivetrain, your gears don't wear down as quickly (as oil / grease + dust is abrasive; each rotation wears the chain and rings down ever so slightly).

eckza··on Stringbike: Benefits (2020)
Do you know what else is nearly whisper-quiet and grease-free?

Degrease your bicycle chain with kerosene or some other solvent, and submerge it in molten paraffin for 20 minutes.

I have been doing this to my bike chains for almost a decade now, and it makes a big difference.

eckza··on To uncover a deepfake video call, ask the caller to turn sideways
> Put shoe on head
eckza··on Against Discipline
Get comfortable being uncomfortable, and you'll never be uncomfortable.

Whenever someone starts to talk about their own problems and shortcomings, and then tries to get _you_ to agree that those shortcomings aren't really _their fault_, be careful; not only are you being lied to by them, but they are also being lied to by them.

And if they get _you_ to concur, then the defense against change has succeeded. The status quo remains untouched.

If this lady ever starts swimming more often, it won't be because a bunch of other people agreed with her idea that discipline is the enemy; it will be because she found some.

eckza··on Does my data fit in RAM?
Don't leave us hanging - what did you _do?_ Did you fix this?
eckza··on The unlikely odds of making it big on TikTok
All of this has happened before; and it will happen again.
eckza··on Magnasanti – The largest and most terrible city of SimCity
Probably here.
eckza··on Ask HN: What is the job market like for niche languages (Nim, Crystal)?
I just got my first job as a full-time Elm (and Haskell) developer a few months ago... and it's been an incredible experience.

Those of us who love this language and want to see it succeed are highly invested in creating more Elm jobs.

Jobs pop up in the #jobs channel pretty often in the Elm Slack. I interviewed for several before finding the perfect fit.

http://elmlang.herokuapp.com/

eckza··on FBI Child ID App
Nice try, FBI.
eckza··on OCaml Programming: Correct and Efficient and Beautiful
If you ever do any frontend work, you should give Elm a try. The tooling is lightweight but effective; and the compiler error messages are best-in-class.
eckza··on Bible Semantic Search
Semantic search on several versions and show results for chapter and verse in my preferred version = best of both worlds.

This is awesome. Thank you for building it.

eckza··on Ask HN: Is it the “worst” time to buy a house?
Probably Texas.

There is... _so much Texas_ that isn't Austin or Houston or DFW or San Antonio.

A lot of it's really great, too. I miss Texas.

eckza··on Toxic Productivity
> "do not get invested that much that you loose everything including yourself if it fails"

That's great advice if you're 18 years old; but some things are worth the risk.

If you're not all in, you're not in at all. While this certainly applies to work in some cases, it applies as much as again if you want to start a family.

Modern relationships are a hell because everyone has their eye on the door at all times - ready to bolt at a moment's notice if something goes wrong, or if something better comes along.

You'll never have a family of your own with that mindset; it's a problem that causes itself.

eckza··on Running Intel Binaries in Linux VMs with Rosetta
I have a M1 Macbook Pro with 16 GB RAM, and qemu ballons in RAM when I try to stand up our backend microservice stack locally - it uses RAM until there's none left, and falls over. My teammates running Linux report ~30mb of RAM usage by the Docker processes to run the same containers.
eckza··on Running Intel Binaries in Linux VMs with Rosetta
Soooo does this mean that Docker will suck less on macOS, Real Soon Now?
eckza··on Felienne Hermans: How patterns in variable names can make code easier to read
Hungarian notation is not "camelCase".

It's a system for semantic variable naming.

eckza··on Felienne Hermans: How patterns in variable names can make code easier to read
This is, in essence, Hungarian notation. It's great.

I wrote about it a few months ago:

https://dev.to/jmpavlick/hungary-for-the-power-a-closer-look...

eckza··on Git ignores .gitignore with .gitignore in .gitignore
Fair point but outside of the context of demonstrating this... _why would you actually ever `echo .gitignore > .gitignore`?_

Seems a bit like pointing out that running `sudo rm -rfv /` will let you watch your shell eat your whole system a file at a time.

I could be wildly wrong here, though, and I'm interested in some clarification.

eckza··on I Trained My TikTok
To tell you the truth, I almost don't want to spoil it for you. Your particular interest, at the intersection of media and AI, makes me believe that you would find the book worthwhile.

The structure and exposition of his arguments is what makes the text particularly engrossing, and I am loath to try to summarize what is best experienced within its intended context.

But I'll give you some copied paste from Wikipedia to get you started:

> McLuhan's insight was that a medium affects the society in which it plays a role not by the content delivered over the medium, but by the characteristics of the medium itself.

eckza··on I Trained My TikTok
Dissenter in the thread here; rather than read Infinite Jest (which I've also not read, purely out of disinterest in doing so), I would kindly suggest that you read Marshall McLuhan's Understanding Media, the premise of which is that the premise of your post is flawed.

And I really mean it; if you're the sort that has an interest in figuring out how things work, which is clearly the case here - you will find it effortless and fascinating reading.

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