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Please delete this account. Hacker News has become a self-masturbitory echo chamber. Tech Crunch and HN should stop pretending they're not into each other and just get it on already.
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squarecat··on BufferBox: We're Joining Google
WTF? Fuck "engaging in the conversation". What a crock of shit. You make a demonstrably valid point and fuck it, who cares...
squarecat··on BufferBox: We're Joining Google
I suspect the catalyst for this acquisition was due to one thing: their blog has an easily identified link to their product site. Startups should take note of this oft overlooked detail.
squarecat··on A breakdown of how I was talked out of $100
(Not Constantinople)
squarecat··on The Cost of an Email Unsubscribe
Hopefully, the hyperbole communicated the intent of a good-natured ribbing...
squarecat··on The Cost of an Email Unsubscribe
You mean the awful marketing that led you to the product? That awful marketing? Is that the awful marketing you're referring to?

I just want to clarify that the awful marketing you are speaking of is the one that caused you to look at the product...

squarecat··on The Cost of an Email Unsubscribe
The only opt-in email marketing I've ever been glad to receive, and not soon unsubscribed from, are those that presented an exceptional offer in the very first mailing.

It seems like such an obvious engagement tactic, I'm surprised so many companies don't employ it.

(That said, those same emails will piss me off more than anything else if I've JUST purchased the product for full price. Another seemingly obvious fail.)

squarecat··on A breakdown of how I was talked out of $100
The author should stay FAR away from car dealers.
squarecat··on Bring Back the 40-hour work week (March 2012)
Admittedly, my second two statements are largely digressions. But as to the first...

My basis was that the button pusher was critical to your business and automation was not feasible, since you would have done that from the beginning. I don't know which economic concept this describes, but the idea is that you are compensating the button pusher based on their absolute, objective value (no pushing, no profit) rather than subjectively (skill-less "schlep").

squarecat··on Bring Back the 40-hour work week (March 2012)
Or, for the sake of discussion, why wouldn't your big red button pusher take home a majority of the profits? Without them, what do you have?

As I understand it, your scenario is how unions justify their continued existence.

(If you're not already an American Republican, you really should look into it. trollolol...)

squarecat··on Childhood Autism and Assortative Mating
I will freely admit that most of what I attempted to read beyond the first few pages was over my head (and certainly my attention span), but the gist of my interpretation would be that humans are increasingly mating with sameness in mind, or as I will henceforth (egotastically--not a typo) call "self-identifying physiopsychological compatibility".
squarecat··on Childhood Autism and Assortative Mating
Interesting that a highly transient society has managed to apparently reduce genetic diversity to an observable degree in such a short span of time.

Having recently rewatched Gattaca and falling in the Asperger range of ASD, I can't help but wonder if studies of this nature will nudge us closer to passive forms of eugenics. We're certainly within the realm of feasibility at this point...

squarecat··on Getting People to Use Your App
(I can only speak as a user when it comes to native apps, so what I'm getting at may not align with your point of view or context. Please take my tone not as derision, but pragmatism as a paying customer and interested reader.)

You say "Of course your app should be useful", yet your post opened with "Chances are, someone has already thought of your app idea". So to me your post communicates, "Since your app is just another knockoff, polish it up real nice and hope for a media/celebrity mention or a front page link on HN/Reddit."

My tendency would be to say, "Of course your app should have a decent UI" but having owned a few Android devices and an iPhone, my experience is that utility trumps all. It's not unusual for very useful apps to exhibit truly shameful user experience. They may have a high utility factor and even have a polished interface, but be terrible to actually use. (We're going to assume through all of this that we're not even talking about minimal bugs or smooth, consistent performance, those should also be a given.)

Plus half of your first point was really your second point -- in essence, "Getting People to Use Your App" boils down to "Figure out a strategy to get popular."

Look, all I'm trying to say is that surely, with your background, you have more insight to offer than "...make your app high quality. Hike up production value. Make it really good."

Liiike??

squarecat··on Getting People to Use Your App
How about:

1) Solve an actual problem.

2) Resemble/enhance something people already enjoy.

Because the article's #1 point is entirely valid and thoroughly unnecessary for popularity. And #2? Well, good luck with all that (no, seriously, that's exactly what you need.)

squarecat··on Surface disk space FAQ
While it's not news for a computing device to rely on ignorance in regards to marketing of specs, at what point does it cross the line from casually misleading to intentionally deceptive?
squarecat··on The lure of exclusivity
Perhaps topically relevant:

- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veblen_good

- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positional_good

squarecat··on Star Wars 3D Scrolling Text in CSS3
Live code demo: http://codepen.io/squarecat/pen/KuHsl

Edit: The article has a demo, but live code is sexy.

Edit2: Now with music, courtesy http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4693403 (rudimentary play/pause control at top left via partially-exposed video)

squarecat··on Google throws open doors to its top-secret data center
Understood, which is why Google, if it's going to all the effort of setting up open door press days, is missing a huge opportunity by not employing hypervisualized metaphors/exhibits to demonstrate how truly amazing a modern data center is, not to mention reinforcing how critical it is for so much of what the average user does every day.

They should probably contract a couple Disney Imagineers and do it right. They could benefit from the the humanizing effects and even create a quirky, niche destination in the process. Hell, throw in an "Android Experience" showroom and it'd probably even have legitimate commercial value.

squarecat··on Google throws open doors to its top-secret data center
So, basically, the Lenoir data center is their sightseeing location for "factory tours".

The only data stored there is probably Doodles...

squarecat··on Sugar, acid and teeth (2009)
Seems having only a dentist on hand for that "experiment" is akin to having a mechanic as your only expert for analyzing a car wreck? As the author even concedes, an abundance of anecdotes is not evidence.

Was it so hard to find a chemist way back in aught-9? (Go down to the nearest uni and find a chem major at least...)

The wide distribution of oversimplified, media-sanitized, pseudo-science is likely one of the affectations of Western culture that has kept it from progressing further for a solid 60 years--since television gave the ability for snake oil salesmen to multiply their effectiveness. The internet exponentially increased that ability.

squarecat··on The Magazine: For geeks like us. By Marco Arment
Another victim is seduced by a leading "The", causing any attempt to reference this publication to become a tragedy of grammar.
squarecat··on Lessons learned from the restaurant across the street
This isn't an entirely unique scenario, as there are other establishments not unlike this one that, once they achieved critical mass in awareness, simply gained intolerably long waits.

This could be viewed as either an inability or unwillingness to scale. ("Inability" could be inherent in the effort, as in there is just not a feasible means to scale effectively.)

squarecat··on Tesla Model S Service Contract: $600/Year, Or Warranty Voided
Let me get this straight, people considering the purchase of a vehicle that starts at US$57,400 are balking at a implicit service contract that runs about 50% the cost of their annual Starbucks budget?

These must be the same people that complain about the cost of a 99 cent app for their >=US$200 smartphone.

squarecat··on Paypal policy update: No class-action suits
Hence the emergence of such legislation as: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAN-SPAM_Act_of_2003

Of which the efficacy is certainly arguable, since a truly reputable firm might seek to provide such a mechanism in an easy-to-use manner. Whereas a shady operation would, and do, ignore the directive anyhow.

squarecat··on Paypal policy update: No class-action suits
http://hothardware.com/News/Appeals-Court-Reverses-Decision-...

tl;dr

The issue in question was whether or not Dell's Terms and Conditions of Sale could legally force the company's customers to settle disputes through arbitration rather than in a court of law. This is the second time in recent history that the ninth circuit has found such arbitration clauses unenforceable due to the unconscionable burden they place upon the purchaser.

...

The court based its ruling in Omstead v. Dell directly upon an earlier case, Oestreicher v. Alienware, in which Alienware (a Dell subsidiary) attempted to force Mr. Oestreicher into arbitration. In that decision, the court wrote that the Alienware contract was unconscionable because it was a "contract of adhesion." A contract of adhesion is a standardized contract, which, imposed and drafted by the party of superior bargaining strength, relegates to the subscribing party [the customer] only the opportunity to adhere to the contract or reject it.

squarecat··on The CD is 30 years old today
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longbox
squarecat··on The CD is 30 years old today
Heard that story this morning: http://www.npr.org/blogs/therecord/2012/10/01/162062347/the-...

Made me consider stockpiling a supply of CD players to gouge future hipsters with...

squarecat··on Twitter responds to IFFFT
Dick sez: Play nice or I'm taking my ball and going home.
squarecat··on A growing respect for the Samwer brothers
Being able to paint copies of a Picasso does not make you a great artist.

It makes you a great reproductionist and it's probably a marketable skill.

Nor does it deserve respect from the artistic community.

"Respect" is a highly subjective thing that is often achieved at a net negative cost. Historically, many respected artists were under-appreciated by their contemporaries, dying broke and alone.

All it says is that I have enough skill to operate a paint brush when given an exact template.

The skill of an artisan is not necessarily measured by originality. And unlike a quality such as "great artist", skill is largely quantifiable, the rarer the ability, (typically) the greater the demand for it.

squarecat··on Have You Ever Tried to Sell a Diamond? (1982)
One-page, seizure-free view:

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/print/1982/02/have-you-e...

squarecat··on The Cellphone Glued to Your Hand
rants.ycombinator.com?
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