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mometsi··on Recently increased prevalence of human forearm median artery: Microevolution
Better-nourished mothers => chonk fetuses => thicker forearms => increased utilization of arterial supply in the immediate environment of the the fetal median artery => median artery is less likely to atrophy during a critical period of gestation.

No genetic mutations necessary.

mometsi··on My new PSU burns out – I fix it, and torture it by cracking water
Please don't use stainless steel or other chromium-containing alloys as an anode for DIY electrochemistry!

It will contaminate your solution with hexavalent chromium as it corrodes.

mometsi··on Sam Altman is showing us who he really is
"Only one who is pure of heart may wield me"
mometsi··on The NSA is just days away from taking over the internet
This is the bill: https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/7888...

This is the report introducing the controversial amendment: https://www.congress.gov/congressional-report/118th-congress...

The amendment is the last item in the report, under this heading:

> 6. An Amendment To Be Offered by Representative Turner of Ohio or His Designee, Debatable for 10 Minutes

This is the transcript of the session where the amendment was discussed and voted on: https://www.congress.gov/congressional-record/volume-170/iss...

You can find the discussion within the text using this search term:

> Amendment No. 6 Offered by Mr. Turner

mometsi··on Reversibly Sticking Metals and Graphite to Hydrogels and Tissues
Apply 3V for 30s to chemically bond organic polymers to your anode, and unstick by reversing the polarity!
mometsi··on An all-optical general-purpose CPU and optical computer architecture
Peer review for commercial press releases is an interesting idea!
mometsi··on Financial systems take a holiday
Well, there is one algorithm accurate enough.
mometsi··on Airfoil
Amusingly, the flappy Cessnas were designed with the engine mounted right in front of the windshield.

Where else could it possibly go?

https://gallery.vtol.org/image/P2xYJ

mometsi··on Unicomp's "New" Model M Keyboard
This sounds like the setup to a Stephen King novel about malevolent office supplies.
mometsi··on It's time to admit that genes are not the blueprint for life
A reliable career-advancing publication in the life sciences often follows the pattern: Look, everybody! We've found a genetic marker for X! Here's how we sequenced the organisms, and here are the stats we ran to identify this particular gene or constellation of genes.

This was exciting research in the 90s, but now gene sequencing is routine and the results just get added to the pile. It's scientific chum.

This book's authors, the review author, and the editors at Nature who decided this review was worth publishing and under what headline, would like to coordinate a shift away from this kind of low-impact publication.

To make significant contribution, you can't just identify a marker for cancer or dinosaurism: you need to actually attempt to cure cancer or turn people into dinosaurs.

mometsi··on 240-Gbit/s sub-THz wireless communications using ultra-low phase noise receiver
Paranoiacs will be finally be able to wear regular hats!
mometsi··on Some fish live beyond 100 and get healthier as they age
Have you considered living under the iron rule of deathless overlords who, by the way, are also furries?

Imagine a magenta, glitter-covered pony hoof stamping on a human face, forever.

mometsi··on eBay pays $3M fine in blogger harassment case
Forensic psychology is a weird discipline that evolved more from legal precedents than social science research. There are standards for what counts as victimization, and incentives to categorize negative emotional responses as e.g. recurring episodes rather than chronic or permanent problems. Those legally-defined turns of phrase are like pinball bumpers that they have to hit to activate different levels of compensation.
mometsi··on How much land does a man need? (1886)
How many kb does a man need?

"You have an awful lot of media, and I only want to read a single page of text content."

The site admin replied, "5m."

5m? What kind of content-length is that?

That's how long your access token will remain valid. You can receive as many bytes as you like, once you've completed our captcha. But you can only load visible content, and 5m is all you get. Our javascript will follow along as you scroll and load the content progressively.

He solved the captcha and began scrolling. It was good content. He knew he had to reach the end, but he paused here and there to consider the implications. He even scrolled up to reread an early paragraph, thinking this passage would inspire a fine bon mot in some future conversation.

At the three minute mark he started becoming nervous, observing that he was less than halfway down the page. He kept a looser focus on the text and tried to devour it as a flattened procession of scenes and story elements to be interrogated for meaning later.

Four and a half minutes- he began to skim. Now it was just a string of nouns and verbs, representing hardly more to him than its underlying utf-8 byte stream.

He scrolled wildly onto the half-occluded final line of text, but it was too late: the token's time to live had already fallen below the round-trip latency to the server.

Or had it? There was still a request in progress, and it had already reached the server milliseconds before expiration. Status 200: the response arrived successfully!

As the final line was revealed, the page footer approached the view region and triggered a final refresh. The full page of content was invalidated before his eyes reached the end of the line, and now his browser displayed only a 404 message. This final response delivered no content at all-- only a header, 651 bytes long.

mometsi··on Amazon announces online car sales for the first time, starting with Hyundai
You search for Toyota Camry. Your search returns thousands of generic car accessories.

You filter by category: Automobiles. You still need to scroll through 15 pages of miscategorized vinyl wraps and seat covers, but eventually you see a few actual car listings.

One has lots of good reviews, but the reviews seem to be praising a completely different product, like a phone charger.

You shrug and click buy. Two days later, you receive a rebadged Geely Panda delivered from commingled inventory by a seller called JGLEWYU.

You fill out the return form and drop it off at the nearest Whole Foods parking lot.

mometsi··on Pigging
And if so, can we refer to it as a squealer?
mometsi··on Extinct goat was cold-blooded (2009)
I want a cashmere one to use as a pillow
mometsi··on The Smartest Person Who Ever Lived (2015)
That is immensely disappointing. At least the Leibniz chocolate biscuit is actually named after the mathematician.
mometsi··on Ray-Ban Meta Smart Glasses
A tech giant is using luxury branding to encourage people to put networked cameras on their faces.

I think that's worth my attention even if I'm not the intended customer.

mometsi··on Do not put plastic in the microwave
"Wake me up when it's stage 5."
mometsi··on Reasons Windows Is Going in the Wrong Direction
What I really want is LSW. A paid, reasonably priced ($10/instance?) but semi-disposable binary-blob VM to run games and other commercial applications in, with privileged access to the GPU, and without privileged access to network interfaces.
mometsi··on When half a million Americans died and nobody noticed (2012)
Some people might react to your mass murder with an even less reductive and hostile response. e.g.:

Suppose there were another drug developed in secret, an anti-vioxx. It reduces your risk of all-causes mortality by a fraction of a percent. But it has these side effects:

1. Chronic pain. It's with you as long as you're taking your anti-vioxx and lets you know it's working.

2. Joint stiffness, often debilitating and sometimes leaving you practically chair-bound.

Would you take it? Should everyone take it? Should everyone be legally mandated to take it?

mometsi··on DALL·E 3
ShutAI is catchier.
mometsi··on Making dry ice at home
Relying on past me is cheating. Current me needs to finish it all in one go.
mometsi··on Telescript (programming language)
Interesting that the concept of Cloud Computing dates back to at least 1994:

> "The beauty of Telescript," says Andy, "is that now, instead of just having a device to program, we now have the entire Cloud out there, where a single program can go and travel to many different sources of information and create sort of a virtual service. No one had conceived that before.

(from https://www.wired.com/1994/04/general-magic/)

mometsi··on CRISPR used to 'reprogram' cancer cells into healthy muscle in the lab
I'm imagining a future where this cancer cell reprogramming technology can be used to turn people into dinosaurs.
mometsi··on Crumb,a New Programming Language of No Keywords, and Everything Is a Function
Carthinization.
mometsi··on fMRI-to-image with contrastive learning and diffusion priors
For context, early vision is easier to map than you might expect.

Here's a radiograph of the primary visual cortex created in 1982 by projecting a pattern onto a macaque's retina: https://web.archive.org/web/20100814085656im_/http://hubel.m...

An injection of radioactive sugar lets you see where the neurons were firing away and metabolizing the sugar.

(https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7134981/)

mometsi··on COSMIC DE: Desktop environment created for Pop!_OS and other Linux distros
Without zany capitalization or symbols how would people know it's an operating system?

UNIX: not an acronym, but all-caps anyway

iOS: inverted titlecase helps us stand out

Microsoft® Windows™: these are our brand names! no trespassing!

mometsi··on Longevity factor klotho enhances cognition in aged nonhuman primates
> The name of the gene comes from Klotho or Clotho, one of the Moirai, or Fates, in Greek mythology, who spins the thread of human life.

Even protein subunits are getting brand names now.

I guess clinical research into 'klotho' attracts more funding than, say, 7-9-beta-ortho-sonichedgehog-muscarintransferase

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