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Can't stop, won't stop, Rocafella Records cause, We get down baby, we get down baby

What's Kraken?

Somewhere in your company hiring queue is a resume with:

Strengths: Architecting risk management systems

Weaknesses: Sometimes I click on things to see what happens

From the blameful-postmortem:

Q. Why did we click `Send $900M?` A. Not sure. Tom felt all clicky-clicky, so he clicked it.

Q. Why did we hire Tom? A. Also not sure. [Action Item: Fire Tom]

Also top of mind- "Why you will revive an article from 4 years ago..."

The only known countermeasure is a Bedazzler vest.

This reminds me of that time I made $200 on a short comment in HackerNews by pretending I was doing an hour of coding.

Suppose Zoom exits China (1.39B potential users) in response. This would almost certainly constitute a breach of fiduciary duty.

Censorship is legal. Failing to act in the best interest of shareholders is not.

Perhaps legislators should stick to writing laws?

Never joke about firing people.

It's much better to joke about running out of funding. Knowing that everyone will lose their jobs together builds a sense of community and shared mission.

I'm hoping Amazon goes public soon.