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keypusher

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keypusher··on ChatGPT now knows what you do on other websites via ad collector
Millions of years of evolutionary knowledge hard-coded into human systems, then it still takes 15+ years of us learning by example before we start to come online and be able to generalize solutions from a limited set of examples. I'm not sure this is as strong of an argument as you think it is. It also doesn't really matter when "we are trained differently" has no direct bearing on the end result.
keypusher··on Stanford grads walk out on Google CEO Sundar Pichai speech
Hamas has been the democratically elected government of Palestine since 2006. That was the year after Israel pulled all their military out of Gaza.
keypusher··on SpaceX holds $603M in Bitcoin despite $5B loss stemming from xAI
these two things don’t really have anything to do with each other, and the article just restates the same two facts over and over again. they have held this BTC since 2024, this year thru lost a bunch of money trying to integrate xAI. so… what?
keypusher··on The Coffee Warehouse
There are some clear parallels to me here from task scheduling algorithms, which I suppose businesses have been reinventing and tweaking for many years. For instance, emergency rooms often use something like priority scheduling, where high priority tasks get scheduled first, but can classically lead to starvation of low-priority tasks such as sitting in the waiting room for a long time with a minor injury. Starbucks wants to maximize throughput while minimizing wait time, but up until now they were just placing all orders into the same FIFO queue and popping them off one at a time? With occasional Shortest-Job-First exceptions (ex. just a black coffee). That seems fairly naive. Something that feels like a slight improvement to me would be having 2 queues (in-person and online, no reason to separate walk-up and drive-through), and alternate popping off from each of them. Or a priority queue? Maybe there is more you could do to maximize throughput, such as batching together food that needs to be heated, or surfacing to the barista how many pending shots need to be pulled for the entire queue so they can just crank out espresso during busy times. Curious if anyone with more experience in the domain has better ideas.
keypusher··on Cloudflare outage on November 18, 2025 post mortem
Thank you for the clarification and insight, with that context it does make more sense to me. Is there anything you think can be done to improve the ability to identify issues like this more quickly in the future?
keypusher··on Cloudflare outage on November 18, 2025 post mortem
The most surprising thing to me here is that it took 3 hours to root cause, and points to a glaring hole in the platform observability. Even taking into account the fact that the service was failing intermittently at first, it still took 1.5 hours after it started failing consistently to root cause. But the service was crashing on startup. If a core service is throwing a panic at startup like that, it should be raising alerts or at least easily findable via log aggregation. It seems like maybe there was some significant time lost in assuming it was an attack, but it also seems strange to me that nobody was asking "what just changed?", which is usually the first question I ask during an incident.
keypusher··on Voronoi map generation in Civilization VII
You might want to check out Old World. It was created by Soren Johnson, lead designer on Civ4, and shares many similarities to that era of Civ while bringing in some new ideas as well.
keypusher··on Preferring throwaway code over design docs
> If I'm clear on the requirements & everyone else is clear on what I'm delivering.

That's a big 'if', and usually isn't possible without prototyping in my experience. What you're describing seems like something that would be written after a prototype is already done. Presenting a prototype (or iterating on multiple prototypes) is a better way to tease out unknowns than any document.

keypusher··on ChatGPT Brought Down an Online Education Giant
not exactly an “education giant”. a company that used to sell schoolbook cheating assistance, now being replaced by free chatgpt
keypusher··on Show HN: Making GNU Make a better Task Runner
May want to look at Just. It is heavily inspired by Make and shares much of the same syntax, but removes a lot of the workarounds necessary to use Make as a task runner and adds a few other features.

https://github.com/casey/just

keypusher··on Vision 1993
Oculus has sold 20m+ million headsets. But it’s a very different headset, gaming focused.

https://www.roadtovr.com/quest-sales-20-million-retention-st...

keypusher··on Cycling Doping Fallacies
I kept reading expecting to eventually get to some data, but there never was any. Just the same opinion restated over and over.
keypusher··on Tell HN: Microsoft.com added 192.168.1.1 to their DNS record
My guess is that someone at MS was testing Windows Updates or other changes from a local source. They also had some other DNS updates in their config they were testing. They took all of their config and pushed it out, when they should only have taken the other changes.
keypusher··on Panama Canal is so congested that one ship owner paid $4M to skip the line
That’s not how it works. As mentioned in the article, this limited privilege is auctioned off to the highest bidder.
keypusher··on The ten year anniversary of the Healthcare.gov rescue
yes
keypusher··on Unity: We Have Heard You
Sequoia also backed Apple, Cisco, Google, Youtube, Instagram, LinkedIn, PayPal, Reddit, Zoom and many more. They are just one of the largest VCs out there.
keypusher··on Dungeons and Dragons’ new license tightens its grip on competition
This rules change is aimed specifically at companies such as Paizo. Pathfinder is based on 3.5e, which was covered under the OGL, and going forward they must pay 25% of their revenue to WotC, and cannot sell any content for the system outside of printed material (no video games, etc)
keypusher··on Dungeons and Dragons’ new license tightens its grip on competition
From OGL 1.0: 4. Grant and Consideration: In consideration for agreeing to use this License, the Contributors grant You a perpetual, worldwide, royalty-free, nonexclusive License with the exact terms of this License to Use, the Open Game Content.

9. Updating the License: Wizards or its designated Agents may publish updated versions of this License. You may use any authorized version of this License to copy, modify and distribute any Open Game Content originally distributed under any version of this License. https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/OGL%20License

From Gizmodo: One of the biggest changes to the document is that it updates the previously available OGL 1.0 to state it is “no longer an authorized license”

Some more background on the terms: https://www.larsenlawoffices.com/can-terminate-perpetual-lic...

keypusher··on Overwatch 2 will require a phone number to play
So if I walk into an arcade, and the owner stops and says “hey, we’ve had some incidents recently and you need to write down your name and phone number on this sheet of paper before you can play anything”, all the arcade cabinets suddenly stop being video games? That doesn’t really make any sense.
keypusher··on I'm an addict
Desoxyn is brand name methamphetamine, just fyi
keypusher··on Former Facebook, WhatsApp employees lead new push to fix social media
Why take vc money you don't need?
keypusher··on The Personal Security Checklist
Strange that the section on password managers doesn't mention LastPass, and the 2FA section doesn't mention Google Auth. If they have criticisms of those tools, it would be better to share them. Don't just ignore them, they are two of the most popular tools in personal security.
keypusher··on Nicaraguan Sign Language
It is worth at least reading through the Wikipedia entries on Linguistic Relativity and Linguistic Determinism if this topic interests you. There is a longstanding debate among linguists on this topic, but there are certain areas of the debate which are generally considered to have been settled by empirical evidence.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_relativity

keypusher··on The Beatle Who Got Away
This is the true role of a great drummer. To play what is needed and nothing more or less. Sometimes to be quiet and stay in the background, sometimes to be loud and take up space, sometimes just to crack a joke and break the tension when things start to get off track.
keypusher··on Firefox UI/UX History
Tree Style Tabs. Essential extension.
keypusher··on Tinder “Feedback Loop” Forces Men and Women into Extreme Strategies
I worked at an MIT research lab for about 2 years after college. Thought I had landed my dream job, turned out to be one of the most disappointing experiences of my life.
keypusher··on We handle 80TB and 5M page views a month for under $400
> An extended outage would cause significant revenue loss, but it’s typically not a problem

This just seems like a bad decision from a business perspective. You are willing to endure a significant outage that will cost a lot of money but not pay to prevent it? Machines can and will fail.

keypusher··on Elizabeth Holmes found guilty
But not illegal, except under very specific circumstances.
keypusher··on How to programmatically find out if computer is on
Why would is_computer_on_fire() return a double and not true/false? Even for a joke function, this seems like bad practice. If the function is named is_state(), I expect a boolean return.

> Returns the temperature of the motherboard if the computer is currently on fire. Smoldering doesn't count. If the computer isn't on fire, the function returns some other value.

keypusher··on Firefox 94 has No Visible Border on unfocused tabs
Switched to tree style tabs years ago, will never go back or use any other browser because of it.
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