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The same man who convinced the president to fund the creation of nuclear weapons.

You are so cool. How can I be cool like you are cool?

CMD+0 no longer works to reset to default zoom since you've bound it to the help toggle.

To get it working in three modern browsers, no.

To get it working in all the browsers that your users use, it's trickier.

2. Cackle maniacally

Backblaze looks like a great service, but like other cloud-based backup services, it does not store "your operating system, applications, and temporary files."

Out of curiosity, why is this? Are there copyright issues involved?

Thankfully, we have you to point this out for us.

I cracked the screen of my iPhone 3G a few years back. Rather than get it replaced, I decided to keep it like that since the touchscreen was still perfectly functional. I thought it made an interesting juxtaposition, and I loved the looks of horror mixed with pity people would give it whenever I nonchalantly used it in front of them.

Corporations are people too.

And by definition of the individual words it can mean 'demands the (following) question'.

SOPA's main objective is to give the US government an easy, legal way to shut down sites for a variety of reasons.

Piracy is a pretense.

You don't have to wish. You literally have that ability.

As your girlfriend wasn't there to observe that person going into town, the word 'supposedly' makes sense.

If you are really reading between the lines, realize that he is not doing what is best for customers, but what is best for his business. In this case he is serving both, but his motivations lie with the latter.

Carrier IQ is getting a bad rap, so removing it shines a positive light on Sprint. However, if it was installed on their phones they have obviously known about it (and its nature) for some time. Why did they wait until now to remove it?

s/Kids/Humans

Correction: you _deactivated_ your account. Facebook keeps your data.

The first image is currently being used in an anti-smoking ad which I saw yesterday in the London Underground.

All the while they print as much as they like. Hypocrites.

I'm very nearly certain that the first half-dozen or so of his examples quite neatly fit the definition of irony.

His ultimate point may be valid, but his lexicon isn't.

A paradox not to be understated.

Start by ignoring articles that tell you how to think.

This is neat, but the odds that I exist are 1 in 1 since this is the only possible permutation of the universe.

Go ahead, prove it isn't.

Also by having music and asking for a donation of $1. A donation for what, exactly?

Halliburton. What do I win?

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert A. Heinlein

So the logical course of action would be to Worship fear, stupidity, and lies in order to feel the opposite.

Illiterates are vastly underrepresented.

It seems like Sparks could be modified to support something like that. Maybe it already supports this exact thing.