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MonkeyMalarky

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MonkeyMalarky··on Police sue rapper Afroman for using footage of home raid in his music videos
Invasion of privacy? After entering someone else's private property without their consent? Surely they will be laughed out of court!
MonkeyMalarky··on Block: Inflated user metrics and “frictionless” fraud facilitation
I don't know if it's a scam but there's been guys hanging around the local greyhound station with stories like "my phone battery died while I was on the bus, can I use your phone to call my buddy to pick me up". And I don't want to be a jerk but something about it felt a bit too pushy, and if I give then my phone I was probably never going to see it or them again. Now just giving it unlocked to a squeegee kid? Hell no, that's just plain naive.
MonkeyMalarky··on It’s Game over on Vocal Deepfakes
Now there's an idea! Chat with a psychologist using your dead parents voices. I wonder what Freud would make of that.
MonkeyMalarky··on It’s Game over on Vocal Deepfakes
So who's going to build the sex phone line where you can talk to celebrities like Marilyn Monroe?
MonkeyMalarky··on Psychedelic brew ayahuasca’s profound impact revealed in brain scans
Just take this 5-strip of acid at a 3 day music festival surrounded by 20,000 people for your first time bro!
MonkeyMalarky··on IPCC climate crisis report delivers ‘final warning on 1.5C’
Die? I think it's die. Look at Biden, Putin, Xi, and Rupert Murdoch they range from old to really fucking old.
MonkeyMalarky··on Show HN: Side-Project: FlowChartGPT – Turn Text into FlowCharts
Now it's the senior engineers and architects turn to panic!
MonkeyMalarky··on Meta staffers reportedly spar with Mark Zuckerberg after mass layoffs
I saw that Mr. Z. was getting into MMA in his free time, but this is taking it a bit too far isn't it?
MonkeyMalarky··on Self-Admitted Technical Debt
I have micro-services that haven't been touched in years because they do one thing, and the requirements of that one thing never change.
MonkeyMalarky··on Plans to repopulate Hawaii’s forests with its crows have been upended
Human contact has been a bad thing for a lot of bird species.
MonkeyMalarky··on Mice grow ‘mini-antlers’ thanks to deers’ speedy stem cells
Have a link handy?
MonkeyMalarky··on Anyone else witnessing a panic inside NLP orgs of big tech companies?
Yeah this thread has been the motivation for me to sign up on the wait list and cost out what it would take to try fine-tuning their older models on our data. There's still plenty of work out there when it comes to building a solution to a problem.
MonkeyMalarky··on Anyone else witnessing a panic inside NLP orgs of big tech companies?
Also what happens to the intuition and unwritten skills that humans learned and passed on over time? Sure, the model has probably internalized them implicitly from the training data. But what happens in a case where you need to have a human perform the task again (say after a devastating war)? The ones with the arcane knowledge are gone, and now humans are starting from scratch.
MonkeyMalarky··on Anyone else witnessing a panic inside NLP orgs of big tech companies?
The price isn't even that bad, even the most expensive at 6cents per 1k tokens, it won't cost me much. It's the context size that's amazing. Gone are the days of only being able to pass ~500 tokens into something like BERT.
MonkeyMalarky··on Anyone else witnessing a panic inside NLP orgs of big tech companies?
I'm not at a big tech company, and we don't sell algorithms, but my team does use a lot of NLP stuff in internal algorithms. The only panic I have is trying to keep up and take the time to learn the new stuff. If anything, things like GPT-4 are going to make my team 10x more successful without having to hire an army of PhDs.
MonkeyMalarky··on Xiaomi has been in violation of GPL for years
If you're in NA, I bet there's undergrads running around campus just as skimpily dressed. What do you do, walk around with your eyes closed lest you be fired for looking at a woman in public?
MonkeyMalarky··on Google discontinues Google Glass for enterprise
The sad thing is this isn't even that hot of take given what happened with Facebook and the genocide of Rohingya Muslims in Myanmar...
MonkeyMalarky··on Reddit is currently down
Thousands of laid off tech workers playing around with the bot / scraper / side project they always wanted to build? Maybe we'll see a flood of indie games on steam in 6 months too.
MonkeyMalarky··on GPT-4
If it's trained on material scraped from the web, I imagine it would include all the test prep sites and forums.
MonkeyMalarky··on Chickens, cows, threatened in Ransomware on Canadian farms
>Workers will be required to go through multiple rounds of disinfection and testing before being given clearance to enter, and won’t be able to leave the site until their next break – reportedly once a week.

I can't imagine living and working for weeks at a time in an environment like that,it sounds awfully dystopian. Imagine a cyberpunk future where the lower casts are permanent sequestered from society because they've been quarantined.

MonkeyMalarky··on Instead of paying adults more, states let companies hire kids for labor shortage
They weren't all strictly the same though, there's some variations on the theme. One company in the past was in the business of buying fish from fishermen in small remote towns, transporting and selling it wholesale. They were also in the business of financing the boats for the fishermen. The terms of the loans were predatory and the company was a monopoly in the area, whatever money the fishermen made just went back to the company.
MonkeyMalarky··on Instead of paying adults more, states let companies hire kids for labor shortage
Aw come on, those little hands are just perfect for getting into and cleaning all the nooks and crannies of industrial equipment.
MonkeyMalarky··on Instead of paying adults more, states let companies hire kids for labor shortage
Heck, there's this case where the workers aren't even citizens. Just cheap labor imported en mass to work in the service/hospitality industry:

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-sour...

MonkeyMalarky··on Instead of paying adults more, states let companies hire kids for labor shortage
https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-texas-town-52386513

Just imagine, not only could you lose your job for running afoul of a temperamental man child, but your family could be made homeless too!

MonkeyMalarky··on FDIC auction for SVB said to be underway, final bids due Sunday
Are bidders expected to forget or "un-see" such knowledge afterwards? Or is the information not that detailed / anonymized in some way?
MonkeyMalarky··on There have been 562 bank failures since 2000
The analogy kind of breaks down because black swans all look the same so I'll propose switching to snowflake events. Each one is beautiful and unique and we're starting to head into a flurry of them.
MonkeyMalarky··on There have been 562 bank failures since 2000
Between covid, an attempted insurrection, proxy war with Russia and now this potential financial crisis, there's a new black swan event happening every ~12 months.
MonkeyMalarky··on Samsung “space zoom” moon shots are fake, and here is the proof
I wonder if that'll ever cause legal problems in the future. Sorry, that photo someone took where the accused was in background at a party some years ago? He was kinda blurry and those facial features have been enhanced with AI, that evidence will have to be thrown out. Or maybe the photo is of you, and you need it as an alibi..
MonkeyMalarky··on Telehealth startup Cerebral shared millions of patients’ data with advertisers
Ah I see, we should not fine or punish criminals because otherwise they would just hide their criminal behaviour. Makes sense.
MonkeyMalarky··on Load 'em up and throw 'em under the bus
But you risk a shitty performance review which still almost happened.

Management should not be giving bad reviews for not meeting unrealistic goals.

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