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uvTwitch

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Freelance Game Designer. Current working with A Jolly Corpse, writing Smashbox and Wyv and Keep. http://www.jollycorpse.com
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uvTwitch··on Why Apple Is Buying Beats
Right, and because they don't suck, most consumers never investigate their claims of being the best by researching alternatives, and simply settle with products that don't suck.
uvTwitch··on Why Apple Is Buying Beats
Are you also saying, like I was, that apple are Good At Marketing?
uvTwitch··on The ups and downs of doing online multiplayer as an indie
Online Multiplayer has been hands down the biggest problem I've had to deal with while working on Wyv and Keep (plug: htp://www.wyvandkeep.com). It's still buggy as hell, because I still have no idea what I'm doing, I'm spending plenty more time fixing it before we release on Steam, because the current implementation is Not Good Enough.

I'd estimate it's at least doubled the dev time, if not more, due to the amount of stress and extra work it's caused, having to refactor the codebase in order to support it (arguably resulting in much better code, but that's really irrelevant if the game works well), and added years to the dev time due to having to spend the odd weeknight and weekend trying to remember the complexities of it. And this is for a relatively simple game!

My single best piece of advice to rookie indie devs thinking of adding it, especially when they have no prior experience with, is this: Don't. It's not worth the trouble.

uvTwitch··on Why Apple Is Buying Beats
*They're successful because the end consumers believe the marketing propagation that they are the best.
uvTwitch··on I’ve Sent This Over 100 Times to Recruiters looking for .Net devs
C# - black leather, but without the studs. Not as cool, but a safer choice for a corporate environment.
uvTwitch··on Mono and Roslyn
Mono's licensing decision actually makes sense now; hampering the free version of Mono with the contagious GPL license effectively means that you're required to pay if you want to use their software in a commercial fashion.

Very disappointing that Unity haven't upgraded yet, hopefully they'll do so soon.

uvTwitch··on Mono and Roslyn
Is there any option whatsoever for Unity to use future versions of Mono, or does the GPL corruption in more recent versions mean that they're legally stuck with an outdated version?
uvTwitch··on Brendan Eich Steps Down as Mozilla CEO
No, it's not unfortunate at all, you idiot. Anyone who harbours hateful beliefs is not A Nice Person, nor should they be anywhere near a position of leadership.

Since you obviously need assistance with your flawed thinking, you can start by recognising that your argument would hold identical merit and positioning were he a member of the Ku Klux Klan.

uvTwitch··on Mozilla CEO: Gay-marriage firestorm could hurt Firefox
It is great that people are being ostracized for having primitive, hateful beliefs, and society is making it known that demented opinions such as this will not be tolerated, and that a carrier of such beliefs taints everything they are associated with.
uvTwitch··on Response to OkCupid's blocking of Firefox users
I hope this results in people boycotting javascript too; that atrocity has long outstayed its' welcome.
uvTwitch··on Oculus Joins Facebook
This time the technology is mature enough to support the vision, and isn't laughably poor and expensive.
uvTwitch··on Bill and Melinda Gates Aren’t Leaving Their Kids Billions
Bill Gates has already won at Money, why do you think he'd still be interested in playing?
uvTwitch··on GoDaddy Prepares for IPO
I'll offer four dollars for 80% of their shares.
uvTwitch··on Always get the bigger pizza
Probably a similar circular diagram system, except replacing pizza diameter with waist diameter.
uvTwitch··on After 15 months, Windows 8 has sold 100 million fewer copies than Windows 7 did
Much of an improvement that Windows 8 is, this doesn't surprise me - There is no -need- to upgrade to it over Windows 7. It's not like the difference between XP and 7, where users were upgrading from an ageing buggy mess (or in the case of upgrades from vista, just a buggy mess).
uvTwitch··on Today is The Day We Fight Back
I'm going to make the assumption here that you would not be happy with your government installing and monitoring surveillance cameras in your home bathroom.

This isn't really all that different; it's just your private communications being observed, instead of your private parts.

uvTwitch··on Investors want Microsoft’s new CEO to kill Xbox, Bing and Surface
I don't think many would miss Bing, but killing off the Surface, Windows Phone, and especially the Xbox, to focus on being another Oracle? What a pair of fuckwits these moron 'investors' are! I can think of no better way to give a company like them a slow 10-20 year death. Somebody should fire these poison shareholders.
uvTwitch··on Investors want Microsoft’s new CEO to kill Xbox, Bing and Surface
This is false, they broke even midway through the 360's lifespan and are now turning a profit both on it and the xbone.
uvTwitch··on The shady one-man corporation that's destroying hip-hop (2006)
If by "artists" you mean "people who buy the rights to the work created by artists for a pittance, and then use it to extort others attempting to create something worthwhile from it", then sure.
uvTwitch··on Things Microsoft Still Does Well
You may be content with a 10 inch screen, but I live in a flat of 24-28year olds, and my xbox sees more use as a youtube player than it does as a gaming device. My flatmates are content to search for things using the awful controller text input to play them on the tv rather than use the laptops sitting right in front of them. I'd tell them about SmartGlass, but I doubt they'd use it.
uvTwitch··on Samsung reportedly developing 20-megapixel smartphone camera
So they're developing a camera with less than half the resolution of the already released 41mp Lumia 1020 camera?

Shouldn't they be aiming a little higher?

uvTwitch··on [dead]
Nice job with the flippant, demonizing dismissal there, especially when it's commented to an opinion piece describing how feminists use exactly these tactics to stifle dissenting opinion.

What I've personally observed and experienced is that feminism has more to do with generating outrage and disempowering all men, and any women that don't agree, than it does addressing any kind of gender inequality issues.

I believe that aligning one's opinions to a named movement instead of thinking for oneself is a subscription to dogma, and relinquishment of free though to the collective.

uvTwitch··on Microsoft Wants to Embed Windows Phone into Every Android Device
What Microsoft should probably be doing instead, is writing some software layer to enable running apps based on a certain popular open-source operating system to run seamlessly on their device alongside native apps. If they did, it wouldn't be the first time MS has written a better Java VM than the official implentation.
uvTwitch··on Why Do Dedicated Game Consoles Exist?
Because games that aren't shit require buttons.
uvTwitch··on Indie game Haunts unable to compile its Go code
It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
uvTwitch··on Sony announces PS4 with 8-core x86 processor, 8GB GDDR5 memory and DualShock 4
I'm not really sure that dropping dual-HDMI, tri-Ethernet and hexa-USB is such a big loss for a videogame console.
uvTwitch··on CamelCase vs underscores: Scientific showdown
Speed of reading is not a benefit; I prefer careful comprehension to quick comprehension.
uvTwitch··on A Practical Way to Fight Sexism in Tech Today (Literally, Today)
Weren't us tech-savvies already supposed to be boycotting godaddy because of their support for SOPA?
uvTwitch··on Kim Dotcom reveals Mega will offer 50GB of free storage
They'll have their work cut out for them making a more compelling product than dropbox.
uvTwitch··on White House raises petition signature threshold to 100K
Translation: "We really don't want any more Death Star petitions getting through."
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