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plink··on Chinese sanitation workers have to wear location-tracking bracelets now
The article says that the bracelets would audibly prod the workers to "keep working" when it detected inaction longer than twenty minutes. Maybe The Verge could employ this technology to spur on journalists who scribe seven sentence articles.
plink··on I Lied When I Said We Did Everything We Could
and... let's exacerbate the tangent, shall we?
plink··on Why Some Doctors Hesitate to Screen Smokers for Lung Cancer (2015)
Absolutely. So called "friendly" dolphins are often very sexually aggressive. With knowledge of what aquatic beast lurked in the depths below, I could tailor my preparedness to either be on guard against unwelcome mammalian advances, or remain blithely unconcerned over some incurious, nimrod fish.
plink··on Photos of the Eiffel Tower at night are restricted due to copyright (2017)
If the movie makers did this to avoid copyright infringement, why then couldn't they have created their own lighting pattern for the shot? If the very concept of putting any lights on the tower at night is the copyright, that's a copyright deserving neglect at every opportunity -a law begging a thumb to the nose.
plink··on Rugged 'mountains' taller than Everest lurk deep inside Earth
National Geographic hosts one of the most superfluously code-encrufted websites on earth, thus it's unintentionally fitting that their article on subterranean topography references a subject abysmal.
plink··on Cheese exposed to hip-hop tastes better, finds Swiss experiment
My eyeballs initially read your post as: "How large of a sample population did they use in their BLING tasting..." If hip-hop can exert that kind of influence over even my semi-literate brain, I ask you, what kind of a chance does cheese stand?
plink··on FBI accuses wealthy parents in college-entrance bribery scheme
Apparently, these parents were insufficiently wealthy to deflect prosecution.
plink··on Lyft’s IPO disclosure shows it’s not close to profitability
They shouldn't for the same reason that McDonalds doesn't give equity to cows.
plink··on Maya ritual cave ‘untouched’ for 1k years stuns archaeologists
Also, does the notion of eventually needing to turn around never stymie them?
plink··on As Uber Prepares to Go Public, Its Lead Lawyer Races to Clean It Up
Precisely because Uber's trajectory is unswervingly evil, they will eventually arrive at good upon traversing the universe's hypertorus.
plink··on A formal assessment of domestic pet and shelter cat preferences (2017)
From the abstract: "Adult cats from two populations (pet and shelter) were presented with three stimuli within each of the following four categories: human social interaction, food, toy, and scent." Cat on cat social interaction wasn't in the variables. So, the cats in the study highly desired social interaction, not necessarily from humans. If they had included falling anvils, I would bet on the cats eschewing that variable.
plink··on AdNauseam – clicking ads so you don't have to
I agree that obnoxious, vile-quality ads deserve to be combated by the recipient as though on a war footing.
plink··on Amazon Pulls Out of Planned New York City Campus
Then there's the flip side with creeps like me. I'm a plant sadist who feeds tofu to my Venus flytrap.
plink··on Xinjiang: Ex-Blackwater chief's security firm linked to China training centre
Touché! Such a citation would help elevate my post out of the realm of mere glibness. I must apologize, though, that it wasn’t a court case but an FTC decision:

https://www.ftc.gov/sites/default/files/documents/commission...

On a related point, I am unable to prove, owing to the destruction of many DeVos family documents in the Great Fire of Massachusetts’s port town of Innsmouth, that Betsy DeVos’s real maiden name is humanly unpronounceable and that the Blackwater Company is a cryptic nod to Lake R’lyeh.

plink··on Xinjiang: Ex-Blackwater chief's security firm linked to China training centre
Your Voldemort reference was genuinely hilarious. It also evokes a real unnameableness embedded in this subject: that US courts have determined it slanderous to speak the term "ponzi" in describing the DeVos family's great American fortune.
plink··on A 25-Inch Plot of Land in Greenwich Village Embodied ‘a Resistance’
Indeed: The abbreviation "sq" indicating area.
plink··on Wisconsin’s Disastrous $4.5B Deal with Foxconn
The true disaster here is Wisconsin's derelict education system which lead to the election of a city council incompetent at basic math and inebriated by the siren word "jobs".
plink··on A 25-Inch Plot of Land in Greenwich Village Embodied ‘a Resistance’
I simply assumed the writer inadvertently left out the word "square". Apparently, the omission was a deliberate nudge to Hiring at any other publication with laxer standards.
plink··on Drivers claim Uber won’t pay fees to launch forced arbitration cases
Uber must hold the world record for the slowest inevitable capsizing of a corporate ship ever.
plink··on Cleaning plastic from the ocean using the flow of ocean currents (2017)
Sickeningly trite title.
plink··on Could Get Millions to Turn Factory into Condos, Is Not Selling
Ha ha, downvotes! I'm no more enamored of my observation than are thou, but sometimes the truth stings.
plink··on Could Get Millions to Turn Factory into Condos, Is Not Selling
She should just ship the machines over to China as that country seems better able to appreciate the art of manufacturing.
plink··on Apple leaves Facebook offices in disarray after revoking app permissions
Yes. Are they utterly oblivious to the eventuality that a policy of "break things now, apologize later" will receive the world's cold shoulder?
plink··on Glaciers are retreating. Millions rely on their water
Precisely. I couldn't agree with your point more wholeheartedly. Why, only last winter I solved my own personal encounter with climate change by playing the travel-insurance card when nature couldn't be counted on to guarantee my ski vacation. We as a society should buck up and similarly snap our fingers at this little bump in our existence. Show some fortitude, humans! Less hand wringing and more hand waving!
plink··on John Stockman’s Medical Bills Topped $1M – What Happened?
If the at-fault party to your accident had auto insurance or you had uninsured or underinsured coverage, you should have felt no compunction at riding the ambulance. Auto insurance would have covered your damaged vehicle and your health care costs after which your lawyer would be able to demand from the at-fault party's insurer a cash settlement for the identical costs already paid to the hospital, EMTs, et cetera (essentially paying out twice). Your attorney would take 30 percent and you would deposit a check for the remainder. U.S. health insurance doesn't have the monopoly on insanity.
plink··on The Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Very Litigious Bikini
Hyacinthe Rigaud's famous 1701 painting of Louis XIV clearly shows Quatorze wearing red, high-healed shoes. Why doesn't that bounder, Christian Louboutin, go and sue the sun king's ghost? Or is that not how prior art works?
plink··on Vonnegut’s Asterisk (2013)
Quite. There is a painting by Paul Klee of a concentration camp upon which is superimposed an abstract of Hitler's face. Just below the rectangular mustache is that asterisk.
plink··on On the rheology of cats (2014) [pdf]
Hah! reminiscent of the defunct bonzai kitten website!
plink··on Some species of birds like to rub themselves with ants (2017)
Is that you, Horty Bluett?
plink··on VW plans to sell electric Tesla rival for less than $23K: source
I will be convinced VW are serious about this only if they intend to conceal a NOx generator somewhere in the chassis.
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