Chinese sanitation workers have to wear location-tracking bracelets now

The article says that the bracelets would audibly prod the workers to "keep working" when it detected inaction longer than twenty minutes. Maybe The Verge could employ this technology to spur on journalists who scribe seven sentence articles.

Memphis sanitation worker: "I am a man. (on strike, expecting better pay and working conditions)"

Nanjing sanitation worker: "I am a scab. (never to strike, accepts any degradation)"

Of course, that voice telling the workers to get on and hustle has never known the stench of rotting trash.