325 karma · joined October 23, 2012
I enjoy drinking but I hate drinking games. I mean, talk about a way to disguise your drinking problem as laughing matter, as a veritable vocation of which to be proud. If you enjoy drinking games, that’s fine in the same way that it’s fine to have a drinking problem.
As I observe it, flip cup competitors are not so much vying for victory as they are crying for help. You have to hear the irony as they encourage their fellow addicts to, and I quote, “chug, chug, chug, yeahhhh!” All I hear is, “help, help, help uuussssss!”
So let’s reach out to this community with the love and support they need. In fact, let's advertise a support line for this troubled community with posters that read:
Do You Enjoy Beer Pong,
Quarters, And the Like?
Call Anonymously: 1-800-PONG-NOMO.
But I think there is a real problem when worrying about one problem comes at the expense of caring about another more severe problem.
Contrived thought experiment: You have the magical power of either curing your own toothache, or curing the world of AIDS. You choose to cure your toothache because it affects you. I would argue you should have considered the alternative.
The problem is not that you can't care about problems that are less severe than others, but given finite availability of "care" in your own mind and in the world, it is better to direct our "care" to where it can have the biggest impact.
- Most people in America are struggling
- Most people outside America are struggling much, much more, to a degree not fathomable by Americans.
- Therefore, people in America should acknowledge they have it really good and stop complaining.