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Today, we're breaking the status quo and revolutionizing corporate governance with CeoGPT.

CeoGPT is our flagship, 3 quintillion parameter LLM meant to replace the CEOs. Our model has been trained on interviews, books, and tweets from the greatest thinkers and leaders such as: Adam Neumann, Charlie Javice, Elizabeth Holmes, Jack Welch, Jeffrey Skilling, Martin Shkreli, Sam Bankman-Fried and many more.

As we were brainstorming in the lab, we found ourselves confronted with one of society’s biggest dilemmas. After AI has replaced workers, artists, and even our friends and family, what does we do?

We were stuck in the lab, ideating and when our revelation hit. Our mission will be complete when we replace the last human: the CEO.

Enter CeoGPT, a cold, calculating, cruel algorithm that’s designed to do what human CEOs can't: run on electricity.

At the low price of 1,400 USD per hour, CeoGPT costs less than the median salary of a S&P 500 CEO. No more relying on inconsistent, reckless executives. Now CeoGPT can make these mistakes for us.

Ready to experience the future of leadership? Try CeoGPT here: https://ceo-gpt.com

April 2nd 2024 Update: THIS PROJECT IS DEPRECATED

Due to several lawsuits and criminal investigations, DN$ needs to shutdown. Source code to setup your own DN$ resolver is here.

Blockchain technology is on our roadmap for Q4 20XX

Our company culture codifies that our free and enterprise customers are uniformly referred to as peasants.

Enterprise customers are called "Top Customer Peasants"

An ID mismatch occurs when the ID on your DNS query differs from the ID on your DNS response. Queries & Responses should share the same ID - either this has been done intentionally or it's a sign that something is buggy with the resolver.

This sounds like a serious, security vulnerability. We'll investigate it in 3-5 years

this is likely user error, our resolver was programmed in Rust, therefore it's blazingly fast

If you join our pre-pre-seed fundraising round, I'm sure we can work something out

We take inspiration from several tech companies - current and bankrupt

well in a way - open source software something that you don’t directly pay for

IMO the numpy docs are great: https://numpy.org/doc/stable

There’s always good explanation and examples within their docs

Interesting information, but I wish there was an easier way to keep track of this stuff