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jyzzmoe··on Random hex generator , SOLID COLORS
lame
jyzzmoe··on Solving Verbal Questions in IQ Test by Knowledge-Powered Word Embedding [pdf]
Humans are able to recognize these as optical illusions. (otherwise we wouldn't be calling them "illusions") Further, none of the optical illusions shown are so wildly "off" and "crazy" as the algorithmic goofs demonstrated in the paper referenced above.
jyzzmoe··on Solving Verbal Questions in IQ Test by Knowledge-Powered Word Embedding [pdf]
And yet ...

http://arxiv.org/pdf/1412.1897v1.pdf%EF%BB%BF

jyzzmoe··on Graphical Linear Algebra
A whiff of crankery about this site...
jyzzmoe··on Paper on Copulatory Vocalizations in Women Not a Reflexive Consequence of Orgasm
Something that married men have known since ... we've had marriage.
jyzzmoe··on [dead]
tard
jyzzmoe··on Microsoft's Productivity Future Vision
Remember the gorilla arm.

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/G/gorilla-arm.html

jyzzmoe··on A dog has the same ecological footprint as two Toyota Landcruisers
Bullshit.
jyzzmoe··on Functional programming can save billions
Insanity = {x + "can save billions" | x in {"functional programming" ,"object-oriented programming" ,"structured programming" ,"pair programming" ,"static typing" ,"scrum" ,"scripting" ,"generic programming (aka STL)" ,"LISP" ,"C++11,14 ..." ,"Clean room development" ,"Component-based programming" ,"Domain specific languages" ,"XML" ,"HTML5" ,"X Windows" ,"Termcap" ,"git" ,"Windows 8" ,"Neural networks" ,"Machine learning" ,"Deep learning" /gag/ ,"Visual programming" ,"JSON" ,"Java" ,"Java Beans" ,"Enterprise Java Beans" ,"Relational databases" ,"NOSQL databases" ,"MFTL" ,"Unix" ,"golang" /* and whatever the hell else you want to throw in there*/ }
jyzzmoe··on Why Learning to Code Is the New Black
How to make people stare at your blog:

1. Cartoon pictures of hot, well-endowed chicks.

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jyzzmoe··on The End of the Anthropocene: E. O. Wilson at 85
Worst. Ads. Ever.
jyzzmoe··on Oracle Thinks Programmers Are All White Dudes
http://i.imgur.com/6FUlWJR.png

Fixed. Thank you for bringing this important matter to my attention.

jyzzmoe··on The Secret Meeting that Changed Rap Music and Destroyed a Generation
Only a gullible pinhead would think that this is true.
jyzzmoe··on This is what happens when you blow soap bubbles at -9°C
blogspam
jyzzmoe··on Online Advertising's Shady Core: Jesse Willms, the Dark Lord of the Internet
Enabled by the MagicalHypeFactory (aka Google), Bing, Yahoo! etc. as explained in the article.
jyzzmoe··on Tim Draper Gives Details on Initiative to Split California into Six States
This will amount to exactly nothing.
jyzzmoe··on Ask HN: What chair do you use when coding?
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1557/PreviewComp/Su...
jyzzmoe··on Google's Eric Schmidt wants a ban on Amazon's drones
Don't worry, Schmidt is also confused.
jyzzmoe··on 50% of students at Harvard, MIT, and Princeton can't answer this question
"suck it half of MIT"

It is not clear if 50% means:

(1) "50% of the total"

(2) "in each school, 50% of those asked could not answer the question".

jyzzmoe··on 50% of students at Harvard, MIT, and Princeton can't answer this question
And 0.10 popped into my head as well. However, the fact that this was even asked as a question would cause someone to stop and think a bit more analytically I would think.
jyzzmoe··on 50% of students at Harvard, MIT, and Princeton can't answer this question
A = bat price B = ball price

(1) A + B = 1.1 (2) A - B = 1

(1) + (2) : 2A = 2.1 => A = 1.05 => B = 0.05.

I don't understand the fuss.

jyzzmoe··on Google Terminal
Don't waste your time.
jyzzmoe··on Google's 'home of the future' is an on-message eye-opener
And an ad company is designing the home of the future because!?!?!