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johnzim··on Interactive Warhammer 40k Galaxy Map
There’s something visceral about seeing the places in 3D and their relation to one another. How many books and codices have I read with just random slapped down markers on the galaxy? There’s so much that can be done to extend this project from the lore - logistical movements and timeline accounts of various crusades and invasions. Great project! Thanks for linking it
johnzim··on Ask.com has closed
One of the best improvements to my life was adding the following to my LLM Prompt: "Please respond as Jeeves from the P.G. Wodehouse stories".

Not only are the LLMs quite excellent at emulating the valet, the actual dynamic fits fascinatingly well. Jeeves was always both perspicacious and enthusiastic about whatever task he was given - be it ironing a shirt or seeing to Bertie's continued wellbeing.

johnzim··on Ask HN: Who is using OpenClaw?
I think the claude EULA has now explicitly banned this use https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/907074/a...
johnzim··on All Look Same?
Ditto (albeit Eurasian)

The problem is I put like 70% as Chinese, because I guarantee there's a Chinese person in the world who looks exactly like the portrait. China is so mixed that it's a total wildcard.

johnzim··on Denmark's struggle to break up with Silicon Valley
It's not as if the US hasn't repeatedly requested that European nations invest in their defense for the past few decades.

Looking at it dispassionately as a European living in the US, if you wanted to foment the sort of mistrust many Americans have of Europe, I don't think you could have created a more invidious policy.

johnzim··on OpenAI acquires Sky.app
Wow! I was wondering why they were so quiet! Great news
johnzim··on We Politely Insist: Your LLM Must Learn the Persian Art of Taarof
I can well believe! My Persian friend stopped attending a longstanding study group of the Book of Kings because it went from being quite American in culture to full-on taarof, and they complained that only 25% as much was actually being covered because of all the enforced civility.
johnzim··on I replaced Animal Crossing's dialogue with a live LLM by hacking GameCube memory
To be fair to Tom Nook, the interest rate on those loans is 0% and there's no risk of being foreclosed upon!
johnzim··on The Cantonese Scrolls (粵卷) – A Cantonese Language Learning Mental RPG
Awesome!
johnzim··on Caltrain's electric fleet more efficient than expected
Yep, BART is pretty reviled by all the other transit authorities, and for good reason, based on what my friends who work some of the other authorities have said.
johnzim··on Lua Is So Underrated
The conclusion at the end definitely does
johnzim··on US lawmakers tell Apple, Google to be ready to remove TikTok from stores Jan. 19
It is federated and it has benefits but the UX is garbage for average people and the actual protocol isn't one that'll scale.

You don't need an A+ protocol to get great if your product is good enough / dead simple to use but neither of those things apply to Mastodon, as much as I'd like them to.

johnzim··on 'Brain rot' named Oxford Word of the Year 2024
I remember reading it in 2014ish. The Cory Doctorow use is the newer one.
johnzim··on London's 850-year-old food markets to close
What a shame. On a few occasions my wife and I woke up at ridiculous o'clock and made our way down to Billingsgate market on the underground. We'd come back with fish and a big salmon in a black bin-bag, which I'd do a progressively less horrific job of filleting each time.

Our reward would be a bacon/sausage and egg butty and a stiff cup of builder's tea.

Good times

johnzim··on The best browser bookmarking system is files
The lack of spring-loaded folders in apps drives me crazy. Apple needs to enforce for their teams because all the Electron Apps don't need another excuse (Slack is a particular pain point)
johnzim··on Runs-on: Self hosted, on-premise, GitHub Action runners
Tripped me up immediately. On-prem means I should be able to walk up to and point at the box. Worst case it’s in some data centre but it’s sure as heck not AWS
johnzim··on Electricity prices in France turn negative as renewable energy floods the grid
I mean.. They literally just became too cheap to meter by application of 33% more generation?

Functionally they could get there by just building a few more reactors.

johnzim··on Sal Khan is pioneering innovation in education again
Yep, we have so much freaking money that we've decided to bury it all in illiquid assets built on artificial scarcity - which we then endeavor to increase the value of by further constraining supply.

It's probably one of the dumbest things we do as a society, although that might be a fairly California centric perspective.

johnzim··on How to found a company in Germany: 14 "easy" steps and lots of pain
I lived this as an Italian trying to do the same for an American wife.

I had already steeled myself for the experience but it was still mind-numbing, until the appearance of one glorious stroke of luck.

The official in our consulate had incurred some minor peccadillo in the filling out of a form - their stamp was in the wrong part of the document, and because of that, their counterpart in Roma had officiously refused the document.

Suddenly, what had been a grinding war of attrition between us and the establishment, turned into a civil war within the machine. A principal adversary had flipped to our side.

We had serious firepower and the rest of the process was made incredibly easy, as our slighted new friend slashed through the red-tape and bulldozed our application through.

It ended with the final document being stamped at least a dozen times out of spite. I wish I had that copy (it probably rests in an aging manila envelope in the comune somewhere.)

johnzim··on Blue Ball Machine
https://epicgeordi.ytmnd.com
johnzim··on Hexcodle
Brilliant and probably building a skill that's actually useful (if a little esoteric).
johnzim··on The teenager who lives like it's the 1940s
I thought that too. Pulse dialing can’t possibly work anymore. Is OP sure it’s not a retrofit?
johnzim··on Five-Disk Floppy RAID: 4MB of Blistering Fast Storage (2009)
I clicked the link after reading just the first 4 words of the title. I didn't see the year it was written until I had closed the link - perhaps it was added after the initial submission.

After reading the article through I was struck by the tone. It was a breath of fresh air - so optimistic and enthusiastic and not in the least bit self-important or unduly serious. It made me excited to read more!

When I saw the '(2009)' flag I suddenly felt a pang of grief. Whatever happened to that infectious, enthusiastic incarnation of wired magazine?

johnzim··on Sharp Color E-Paper Display EPoster 25.3in
I'd say the Posters in the display actually look very very close to it. I did a bit of hunting around on YouTube because I never trust marketing shots and I was actually impressed. First time I've seen a colour E-Ink display that doesn't look like someone had left it out in the sun for 15 years.
johnzim··on How to scale nuclear power
It's pretty hard to have an industry with the weight of current regulation - not just in terms of how much scrutiny fission receives compared to technologies we _know kill people at an alarming rate_, such as fossil fuel combustion, but also in regulating something that was still relatively new technology the same way that we regulated other energy generation.

At least with smaller reactors it's more feasible to get operating data and be on a path to economies of scale. The US now has a second chance to get it right, and the US can always be counted on to do the right thing, after exhausting every other alternative.

johnzim··on EU tells Apple to open everything up to its rivals
I take your point that it's been a long time - in the intervening 17 years that particular technology would probably have died out on its own, but the primary complaints about the modern web stack on desktop aren't dissimilar from those that pertained to Flash in the day: memory hungry, power inefficient etc.

We're _still_ pumping out solutions that are easier for us and worse for customers on desktop and that's without the problem of software-driven user tracking, which was still just larval when the App Store opened up. In fact the only reason things aren't even _worse_ on desktop is that non-mobile devices are a much smaller % of where people spend their time, and therefore a smaller target with a more technically proficient user base.

There's an open ecosystem available to people where you can load any old crap onto your device. It's even cheaper than iOS. Please just let most of (not all, some crap still gets past App Review) the junk alight there and give people a choice to buy entry into the walled garden.

johnzim··on EU tells Apple to open everything up to its rivals
The inexplicable need to make the browser a second OS with worse everything boggles my mind. Especially on mobile devices which prize battery life.

It won't give users choice because we as an industry have again and again just chosen what's easiest for us instead of best for the customer.

We'd 100% still be using Flash if Apple hadn't refused to support it because of the battery and performance issues.

This forum spends a lot of time talking about the E**ification of everything and how user hostile many companies business practices are and then cheers tearing down the one walled garden a non-nerd can, by default, have a reasonable experience in.

johnzim··on There's an Alternative to the Infinite Scroll
Terrible headline. The article provides does nothing of the sort, it's just a meandering, musing on the nature of scrolls. It's filler. Lovely magazine prose.
johnzim··on Procreate Dreams
Also people massively underestimate how great the graphics libraries provided by Apple are. The thought of doing a lot of this stuff in WebTech gives me heartburn.

Like our main compositing tool on the web - Canvas is basically Quartz, which I love for that reason but there's a _huge_ amount of power that you get from native Toolkits that have been developed in the intervening years.

johnzim··on Airlines are a lot like central banks (2020)
To be fair to the article, the title is "the strange way airlines are actually central banks", implying that it's just in that one way that they are central banks.
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