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joebananas··on An Open Letter to Apple on the Readability App rejection
So basically: "We totally think your policies are right and groovy, but please make an exception for us"?
joebananas··on Apple 'Safe Deposit Box' Patent Revealed Ahead of Mac OS X Lion
> but they don't really understand how it acts as a backup system too.

Maybe your parents are just more sophisticated than you and know the difference between redundancy and backups.

joebananas··on Why Can’t Tablet Makers Just Freaking Ship?
Well, I wonder how much Samsung actually cares. There are no high-tech devices that already isn't chock-a-block full of their components, and they're crazy profitable.
joebananas··on Nokia Plan B
I cannot think of a more surefire way to make your smartphone fail than to have it use a desktop UI.
joebananas··on Call it "3G" or "4G," America's wireless networks are still slow
People keep saying that... And meanwhile, you can barely make a call in New York City during peak hours.
joebananas··on The Scariest Company in Tech
So they will ship in 2025 with the hottest in 2010 design as their look then, if he's the lead?
joebananas··on [dead]
You know, I bet a good year for Nokia would mean a bonus worth way more than his MS stock.
joebananas··on John's Phone: a minimalist cell phone
Do you wear bloomers as well?
joebananas··on [dead]
Right, because those are the only options. Either fill the top half of your site with ads or go bust.
joebananas··on Why 3D doesn't work and never will.
Adding sound didn't mean we had to start listening in an entirely new way hereto unknown to humans.
joebananas··on Mathematician, Artist, Maker, I find myself looking for a job...
I on the other hand find that self-proclaimedly "creative" people most of the time aren't.
joebananas··on Hans Reiser: former genius, convicted murderer and future mad scientist?
When you really wasn't one in the first place, I guess it's pretty easy. Regular media prefixes any computer dude that ends up in their pages with the word, it's not like it means anything in the context.
joebananas··on Twitter Gets Sued For Letting Famous People Interact Online
They're basically saying they have exclusive rights to people disclosing biographical information about themselves in an online community.
joebananas··on Twitter Gets Sued For Letting Famous People Interact Online
Surely this patent would run into 1st amendment issues were it ever to go to court?
joebananas··on Report: iPhone 5 Will Be 'Completely Redesigned'
If you wanna know how likely a no-home-button iphone is, try doing a 4 or 5 finger swipe using only one hand.
joebananas··on Steve Jobs To Take ‘Medical Leave Of Absence’, Stays On As CEO
Jebus H. I was trying to make a general point, not run a statistical survey.
joebananas··on Steve Jobs To Take ‘Medical Leave Of Absence’, Stays On As CEO
> iOS 3 brought the universally derided striped icons, which sounds like a minor point, but is actually the sort of attention to detail Jobs brings.

Well, under Jobs, every damned official Apple icon is either a blue rectangle on iOS or a blue circle on Mac OS. Maybe Apple just suck at icons.

joebananas··on Confirmed: Personal Hotspot feature coming to all iPhones in iOS 4.3
So I guess 3G iPad sales are about to drop?
joebananas··on Aza Raskin Leaving Mozilla
You post is dumb as hell.
joebananas··on Paypal.com appears to be unavailable
Not interested. My original post was not about your completely-missing-the-point simile, but about the fact the the US government demonstrably sucked at IT security when they let the great unwashed have the kind of access they had to State Department cables.
joebananas··on Paypal.com appears to be unavailable
You don't give some random army grunt access to your on/off switch.
joebananas··on Evernote makes $800,000 per Month
OTOH, $800K/month gross is probably less than what your grocery store does.
joebananas··on Paypal.com appears to be unavailable
> Governments take IT security very seriously, I don't see where you've seen they don't.

The very fact that this whole cablegate debacle even exists clearly demonstrates that parts of the US government do not.

joebananas··on Visa.com Now Also Down Under DDoS
On the other hand, the pagans whose rituals were plagiarized as christmas by the inventors of christianity were not above sacrificing money and other valuables, so I guess it's back to the old school.
joebananas··on I’ve given up using soap & shampoo forever
I'll lay 10 to 1 that he hasn't.
joebananas··on A Silicon Bubble Shows Signs Of Reinflating
Well, do they turn a profit? Being one of the most visited sites on the net does not equal making money.
joebananas··on Feds Warrantlessly Tracking Americans’ Credit Cards in Real Time
Makes you wonder how long before Joe Lieberman condemns the FOI act as treasonous.
joebananas··on Idea dump, December edition
Yeah, I don't see how 66 is ever gonna work as long as it's done by humans.
joebananas··on Password Manager LastPass Acquires Xmarks
You know, people storing their passwords on a /free/ service always seemed a wee bit icky to me. What happens when the service goes bust? Will all their passwords be lost, like tears in the rain?
joebananas··on Inside the Fortified, Nuke-Proof Bunker that's Now Hosting Wikileaks
Remote? It's located in (under) Stockholm.
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