"Gold-standard trial" sounds about as good as Genuine Leather does for leather. (Genuine leather is the cheapest leather, for those that don't know).
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There are of course side issues such as big vs small players, privacy, security etc, but that's not the major thing about this.
Or, make in a flappy bird game? One up and one down button.
Edit: maybe not, just had a look at their 1981 catalogue...