I wake up to my hacker alarm clock, quickly hack myself up and go to shower, I hack through it quickly and hack myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to hack my socks, pants and other hacker essentials before hacking my commute to work.
I'm already late, so I need to hack myself and sprint to the trainstation.
Hacking away at some wordpress themes and finally a master hack to change the colorscheme of my xterm.