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I wake up to my hacker alarm clock, quickly hack myself up and go to shower, I hack through it quickly and hack myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to hack my socks, pants and other hacker essentials before hacking my commute to work.

I'm already late, so I need to hack myself and sprint to the trainstation.

Hacking away at some wordpress themes and finally a master hack to change the colorscheme of my xterm.

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I have done a translation for the non hackers:

    I wake up to my smurf alarm clock, quickly smurf myself 
    up and go to shower, I smurf through it quickly and smurf
    myself dry with a towel. Then I proceed to smurf my 
    socks, pants and other smurf essentials before smurfing
    my commute to work.

    I'm already late, so I need to smurf myself and sprint
    to the trainstation.

    Smurfing away at some wordpress themes and finally a
    master smurf to change the colorscheme of my xterm.

I want you to know that I laughed at your comment (plus your name) probably harder than anything else this week.

And yet no time for Growth Hacking?

And my personal motto is "Hack the Planet!"

But The Planet is part of Softlayer now.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Planet_Internet_Services

Feh. I'm happy just hacking the Gibson.

I heard you like life hacks, so I hacked this post together for you

Nice satire

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