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funnyfacts365on The Life, Death, and Legacy of iPhone Jailbreaking

And I'm pretty sure what the apple developer who called the jailbreaks NSA-grade meant was that NSA was the pinnacle of professionalism.

funnyfacts365on The Life, Death, and Legacy of iPhone Jailbreaking

Wow, someone answered. I just had to be uncivil... FFS

funnyfacts365on The Life, Death, and Legacy of iPhone Jailbreaking

Are you calling Google Keyboard the stock keyboard?

EDIT: It's an honest question. If you're not going to answer or don't know, shove the downvotes up your ass, OK?

funnyfacts365on The Life, Death, and Legacy of iPhone Jailbreaking

"It started as a group of teenagers writing NSA-grade exploits intended to spread software freedom," said a former Apple employee

It wasn't them who were sloppy programmers, it was the teenagers who were writing NSA-grade exploits... SMH Apple employees need a reality check...

funnyfacts365on The Librarian Who Guarded the Manhattan Project’s Secrets

I liked the part where they discarded them all after using them to build the most deadly weapon ever.

Accusations of communism and disloyalty continued to dog the couple, especially with the dawn of the Cold War. Oppenheimer himself battled similar rumors, largely because his wife had at one point joined the Communist Party; in 1954, despite swearing loyalty to the U.S., his security clearance was revoked.

Charlotte Serber likewise struggled to obtain another high-profile librarian job. Her application to work in the Berkeley Radiation Laboratory was rejected because she couldn’t get clearance, probably because of her political background.

Let that be a lesson for all the IT guys who work for the NSA/CIA/DoD.

funnyfacts365on Inmarsat's European short-haul wi-fi spacecraft launches

Nice to see cell phones don't cause interference with the systems aboard airplanes... SMH

funnyfacts365on Sorting 2 Tons of Lego, Many Questions, Results

I was talking about 4chan users trolling the system with fake data =P

funnyfacts365on Author of cURL denied entry to the USA

rogue, not rouge.

funnyfacts365on Author of cURL denied entry to the USA

badass...

funnyfacts365on Sorting 2 Tons of Lego, Many Questions, Results

What about 4chan? As soon as they found out... Trolls, trolls everywhere!

funnyfacts365on Sorting 2 Tons of Lego, Many Questions, Results

Too noisy

funnyfacts365on Police in Norway can now force you to unlock your phone without court warrant

You and every lawyer.

funnyfacts365on Police in Norway can now force you to unlock your phone without court warrant

Why would you need to lie? You're not even forced to say anything besides your name and address. Silence is your right.

funnyfacts365on Star Citizen is likely in financial trouble

But the queen banks with them! /s

funnyfacts365on Star Citizen is likely in financial trouble

Locations or locales isn't the same as locals

funnyfacts365on Turn any link into a suspicious-looking one

Markdown uses parenthesis? HN software parses markdown in comments to format them?

funnyfacts365on Google Will Stop Reading Your Emails for Gmail Ads

Oh, the doublespeak... They will read your emails for everything else, like Google Now, just not to show you ads. ahahahahahahahah

funnyfacts365on Why is cycling so popular in the Netherlands?

Dude, they already are. Cameras everywhere

funnyfacts365on Ask HN: How secure is the encryption offered by OS X's Disk Utility?

"Europen Central Bank"

funnyfacts365on Indexing Faces on Instagram

So, they gave google express consent?

funnyfacts365on Amazon Said to Plan Cuts to Shed Whole Foods' Pricey Image

Lidl

funnyfacts365on European Parliament Draft to Enforce End-To-End Encryption for Citizens' Privacy

And when somebody steals your private key they have access to everything? Yeah, no...

funnyfacts365on Belgian think tank study: universal basic income is a dangerous utopia

That was harsh and unnecessary... Cut it with your superiority complex, dutchman, you're not special.

funnyfacts365on The Contrast Rebellion

Dude, he was talking about page content hierarchy, not the whole website hierarchy... You could've saved a couple paragraphs of ranting right there. SMH

funnyfacts365on Verelox Wiped by Ex-Admin

Once you turn rouge you'll never be rogue again.

funnyfacts365on List of Printers Which Do or Do Not Display Tracking Dots

or so they said... Do you really know the ultimate reason why?

funnyfacts365on The transgenic petunia carnage of 2017

Some insects? What about nicotine? That insecticid kills them all, humans included

funnyfacts365on The transgenic petunia carnage of 2017

It's called spermination, vulgo fucking.

funnyfacts365on Bugger: Maybe spies aren't very good at their jobs (2013)

Perhaps, do you have certainty that that is the case though? You seem to, but based on what?

funnyfacts365on “Let her speak please”

TFA