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It was always pounds and ounces when they were babies though. Not sure when it switched to kg; probably when we switched from "baby specialist" to "standard pediatrician" so around toddler age.
It was so bad it caused me to re-read the original three, and I realized that only the first was one was any good.
https://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/the-godf-otter-part...
I've certainly enjoyed a huff or two in my day, but learning someone could become dependent was news to me. And then last year a close friend had to go into residential rehab for nitrous issues. Who knew?
"In physics, there's a word for 14 orders of magnitude of attenuation. It's called zero, i.e., you will measure nothing."
Lots of great sentences in here as noted in the other comments.
And of course eggs predate chicken, eggs are seriously old technology.
Back to the tongue in cheek: there is something easily tautological that chickens come from eggs. At some point a non-chicken laid an egg, and the first chicken was born from it. This is true regardless of which mutation one decides is "the" mutation that makes for the "first" chicken.
QED it's the egg
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