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doormatt

175 karma · joined November 27, 2012

I do stuff with computers.

Launched AWS Step Functions.

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doormatt··on First Color EPaper Art Poster
>Free from heat emissions

So, there's no electronics in it whatsoever?

doormatt··on Show HN: Tramway SDK – An unholy union between Half-Life and Morrowind engines
Loading times from floppies wasn't even remotely quick.
doormatt··on Merry Christmas Everyone
I'm sorry for your loss - cats can be the most loving creatures imaginable.
doormatt··on Optimality of Gerver's Sofa
For those that don't understand - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_sofa_problem
doormatt··on This G15 is the Oldest Running Digital Computer in America [video]
They were only launched in 1977. I can guarantee you there are 100's of computers that are older than 1977 that are still in active use.
doormatt··on GenChess
Seems you can't use historical names: "Henry VII, The Tudors" etc.
doormatt··on Emit-C: A time travelling programming language
No one is claiming this is necessary. It's a toy language built for fun.
doormatt··on Ask HN: Separating Two Glass Containers
Compressed air - shoot it down between the two containers.
doormatt··on Microprocessor's Romance with Integers
>_The fetch decode execute cycle architected by Sir John von Neumann. Every digital computer follows this cycle to run machine code._

Harvard Architecture and Modified Harvard Architecture do exist as well.

doormatt··on The best $4 ever spent
How was DW compared to DL? Like yourself, I've been to DL dozens of times, but never made it to DW.
doormatt··on A teacher who made mistakes on purpose
You are an AI bot.
doormatt··on Alan Turing's 1950 manual for the Mark I electronic computer [pdf]
FYI, Turing Complete - while a fantastic game, is not made by Zachtronics.
doormatt··on Ask HN: Google cloud asking what are our usecases
Give them details?

I mean, you don't have to tell them your secret sauce, but they're there to help you, not to hinder/steal from you.

doormatt··on Tell HN: Coca-Cola staging servers are showing up in search results
Second link: https://www.realcanadiansuperstore.ca/cherry-flavoured-cola/...

Third link: https://www.coca-cola.com/ca/en/brands/coca-cola/products/co...

Fourth link: https://jillianharris.com/just-in-time-for-summer-the-best-c...

doormatt··on Tell HN: Coca-Cola staging servers are showing up in search results
Top result for me is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_Cherry
doormatt··on How to build a 50k ton forging press
The article says there's an 80,000 ton press in China.
doormatt··on Agilent 2000a / 3000a Oscilloscope NAND Recovery
Gloves and PPMs!
doormatt··on Whitney Stratifications and Intersection Homology (2023) [pdf]
Did they just ignore the spell-check then?

If they can't be bothered to check the spelling, what else did they miss?

doormatt··on Whitney Stratifications and Intersection Homology (2023) [pdf]
When there's a spelling mistake on the first page (signular), I have a hard time taking the rest of the paper seriously.
doormatt··on Let Everybody Sing (2016)
>These Southern singing conventions thrived because the untrained singers, who had to sing from written music, could learn how through a technique called “solfège,” to use the music-school word for it. Plainer folks called it shape notes. You know the system. You’ve heard it a thousand times.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solf%C3%A8ge

Solfège has nothing to do with the shapes of the notes, just the naming.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shape_note

This is shape note.

You can use the two together obviously, but they are not the same thing.

doormatt··on FDA stands against using smartwatches to monitor blood glucose
>We currently don't measure fructose level

Apologies, but I'm unsure if you're saying that no devices measure fructose level, or just the watch doesn't measure fructose level.

doormatt··on Freenginx: Core Nginx developer announces fork
Cost.

Now, SSL termination is done at the host level, using a distributed SSL termination proxy developed by S3 called "JBLRelay"

doormatt··on Freenginx: Core Nginx developer announces fork
Yup - there was a massive internal push to move off of SSL terminating LBs back in ~2018
doormatt··on Capturing the ripples of spacetime: LISA gets go-ahead
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang_Observer

They're already planning for something like that!

doormatt··on Change of Name: Coq –> The Rocq Prover
As an young anglophone enrolled in French immersion, I (nearly ~30 years later now) distinctly remember the day my teacher taught us about seals (phoques).

And yes, it's pronounced exactly like you think.

That was a glorious month or two until we moved on to the next module.

doormatt··on 4D Gaussian Splatting for Real-Time Dynamic Scene Rendering
Ecstatica - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnOXk3QJWN8
doormatt··on Caltrans exec who protested a freeway expansion gets demoted
>She said she told him she was thinking of filing a whistleblower complaint with the state auditor. A complaint could trigger an investigation.

Mistake number one. You either file a complaint or you don't. You do NOT warn them.

doormatt··on A new instrument found unusual success
What about the Chapman Stick, which came even earlier?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapman_Stick

doormatt··on Is push/pop really not available as a Cloud Service?
https://docs.aws.amazon.com/AWSSimpleQueueService/latest/SQS...

>The order in which messages are sent and received is strictly preserved and a message is delivered once and remains available until a consumer processes and deletes it.

>In addition, FIFO queues support message groups that allow multiple ordered message groups within a single queue. There is no quota to the number of message groups within a FIFO queue.

doormatt··on Is push/pop really not available as a Cloud Service?
Are you not looking for Message ordering/FIFO Queues with SQS?

https://docs.aws.amazon.com/AWSSimpleQueueService/latest/SQS...

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