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dickbasedregex··on Stripe's take on software engineer efficiency made me angry
Yeah but there’s money to be had from people who will buy into that idea. People don’t like complex answers.
dickbasedregex··on Treating violence as a public health problem has produced great results
As an American that's always been my feeling. Bullies and petty people seem to be drawn to police work in the US for that "authority."

An idiot with authority is a bad time for everyone.

dickbasedregex··on Treating violence as a public health problem has produced great results
The vast, vast majority of police officer aren't shooting blacks under super fishy circumstances but it still happens.

You tell me how many dogs, blacks, children, wtf-ever. is required before it's OK to 1) Earnestly hold police and the system accountable and 2) To have a healthy wariness, if not outright distrust, of cops and LEOs in general.

Seems to me like we've passed those thresholds and then-some a while ago.

dickbasedregex··on PowerShell and Markdown
But terminals 11 years ago were already more advanced. So, yeah, I'd echo the "wtf took so long?"

All the resources in the world but absolutely glacial progress.

dickbasedregex··on As Google Maps Renames Neighborhoods, Residents Fume
>Google asleep at the wheel again.

Again? They've been comatose for years. Look how they keep screwing up w/Youtube.

Everything is an algorithm problem to them and when something goes wrong it's always "oops, crazy technology blah blah algorithms". Which is 100% a cop out. Google has been resting on its laurels for a while now. Like Steam, they've shirked all responsibility for their service/platform. Must be nice to do f-all and still print money...

dickbasedregex··on As Google Maps Renames Neighborhoods, Residents Fume
Why shouldn't everyone else pronounce and spell things however they feel is nicest?

Because chaos.

dickbasedregex··on As Google Maps Renames Neighborhoods, Residents Fume
"...or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
dickbasedregex··on Treating violence as a public health problem has produced great results
Lucky you.

Even with family as law enforcement, I've never trusted police. As a vet I'm disgusted by their lack of training and quickness to shoot first and ask questions later. Last I checked the average is 32 dogs shot by US cops a day. I don't even need to delve into the refusal to wear body cams, race issues, etc. etc. American police have not given Americans any reason to assume they are ever on the same side.

Eighteen year old infantrymen, who have an infinitely greater chance of danger, have more resolve and professionalism than American cops. I'd trust that 18 year old ground pounder over a cop any day over any thing.

dickbasedregex··on Ask HN: Locked out of Google services with no recourse or explanation
Fastmail is good. Docs is still hard to beat.
dickbasedregex··on YouTube introduces channel memberships, merchandise and premieres
They could just stop blaming their inaction on awry algorithms. It's frankly pathetic. Then, maybe stop building features no one asked for and instead fix the broken notification system? Lastly, stop lying to their creators and and hiding behind completely vague legalese.

I've been a HEAVY youtube user since around 06/07 and I'd still love to see them knocked off their perch.

dickbasedregex··on Twitter ‘smytes’ customers
Yup. They started the "rails don't scale" narrative.

Something something, a good craftsman doesn't blame his tools.

dickbasedregex··on Twitter ‘smytes’ customers
Does anyone think they companies that just got the shaft have legal recourse?

If nothing than just getting a pound of flesh from twitter.

dickbasedregex··on Twitter ‘smytes’ customers
After hearing so many stories like this for so many years, any time a company acquires another, it usually seems advisable to jump ship from the acquired to other vendors before things start going south.

PR will come up with all sorts of reasons said acquisition will benefit both company's customers but I've yet to see it.

dickbasedregex··on Apple’s Next Laptops Could Be More iPhone Than Mac
I've been figuring for a couple years now I'd have to abandon macs once my air dies. Apple seems bound and determined to shun developers and instead sell facebook machines.
dickbasedregex··on US Expected to Withdraw from UN Human Rights Council
We're working on it.
dickbasedregex··on Show HN: Parabola.io – Automate your work with visual programming
I could see that. I've heard the tools in that space are terrible. That related to your day job industry?

python-based version for tabular data processing & management, ecom oriented mostly (so basically op's product), myself.

dickbasedregex··on Show HN: Parabola.io – Automate your work with visual programming
I've been brainstorming a shallow, poor-man's poor man version of this. I couldn't hope to compete. This looks incredible. Kudos!
dickbasedregex··on Let’s Replace JavaScript with Something Better
Maybe I'm just crotchety now and/or beyond front-end fatigue but I keep thinking, "you don't need all that!"
dickbasedregex··on Let’s Replace JavaScript with Something Better
Every 2-3 years this gets suggested again. Somebody builds something to "compile" their pet language x to JS. At the same time 3 new JS libraries or frameworks come out to abstract an abstraction. I've been writing JS since '94 and I'm sorry but at this point all I can muster is an eye roll.
dickbasedregex··on Let's Stop Giving Retailers a Free Pass on Data Breaches
Brutal fines needed.

If you can't keep data secure you don't need to be in business.

dickbasedregex··on Tell HN: Slack decides to close down IRC and XMPP gateways
This sort of app gets rewritten every two years. People act like it’s the second coming every time.

IRC with persistence? Oh that’s acana, slack, hipchat, whatever this year’s VC-backed boondoggle is. I haven’t seen anything new after IRC beyond ICQ. Just like movies now. Same meh, new packaging.

dickbasedregex··on LAPD arrests man on suspicion of making deadly swatting call to Wichita police
Real answer? They are scared cowards. The 18 year old marine in parts unknown, LEGIT scared for his life has better judgement.
dickbasedregex··on LAPD arrests man on suspicion of making deadly swatting call to Wichita police
Cops are laughably trained. A fresh boot from any service has more resolve than beat cops. I used to think SWAT was different but the last few years proves otherwise.

As a son of a cop and former service member myself, the whole thing makes me sick. And the COMPLETE lack of repercussions makes me furious. God forbid some idiot doesn't get his "gold watch." The thin blue line will rally around that idiot to protect him.

dickbasedregex··on LAPD arrests man on suspicion of making deadly swatting call to Wichita police
The PD will just pass the buck to the caller and nothing will change. It's what they always do.
dickbasedregex··on Spamnesty – A Bot to waste spammers' time
Cory Doctorow's story about spam bots being one of the last things alive: https://craphound.com/overclocked/Cory_Doctorow_-_Overclocke...
dickbasedregex··on I Got Paid $0 from the Uber Security Bug Bounty
With all the horror stories I've been reading since the 90's I'd never help any company like this (again). Discover a vulnerability and get sued or punished. Fix their bugs for them, get nothing for doing their job for them.

I remember contributing to BigCommerce's crappy software just because I needed it to actually do it's job (despite the fact that my boss was paying their enterprise rate). I got shitty responses from their devs and nothing got fixed when I forked and submitted patches. I kept and then hid my working fork and never looked back.

Yeah, a company can fix it's own problems. Open source, perhaps... Helping a profitable business for nothing? Never again.

dickbasedregex··on Does anyone remember websites?
I am going to lose so many hours to this. Thanks!
dickbasedregex··on Amazon Key is Silicon Valley at its most out-of-touch
Am I paranoid in thinking this might all just be a test to see how readily the public might open their doors?
dickbasedregex··on Software Engineering is different from Programming
Esp. not with this annoyance.

I guess Medium is one more domain to mentally filter out.

dickbasedregex··on Make Mark Zuckerberg Testify
Good! Can we not have a near perfect crop of complete losers next time? No one wants Zuck anymore than Hillary. Seems like a good way to lock in 4 more years of regret.
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