May I refer you to timecube?
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> Gains were focused on the private sector, with strength in wholesale and retail trade, finance and insurance, and professional and scientific services. Public sector jobs fell by 14,500 amid an official bid to cut government spending.
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/business/economy/article-can...
The jokes just write themselves.
Edit: the article that the author is commenting on is IMO much better than the linked commentary. There's not much to it