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corroded··on Ask HN: Best things in your bash_profile/aliases?
Something funny:

  alias crontab='fuck you, <insert name of colleague here>'
Background:

Everyone knows that in a [in]sane workplace, you ALWAYS have to lock your machine. So this particular new hire forgot to lock her machine and one of the seniors (senior prankster, I would say) jumped into her terminal and set a crontab to run EVERY MINUTE.

So she comes back (we pair program so they were actually pairing that day) and goes on with programming for a few seconds. Then she tells us to be quiet. We're all like "WTF?" She asks, "Do you hear some robotic voice saying something?"

At this point we're all trying to listen but to no avail. She thinks it's her machine (which was connected to a 27" monitor) and proceeds to max the volume. A few seconds later, the whole office hears a thundering robotic voice say "ASSHOLE".

Everyone laughs. From that point onwards, we all had shortcuts to lock our screens, and as an added "security" feature, we aliased our crontab to actually say "fuck you" to our senior prankster.

corroded··on Prismatic creates a special signup for Google reader users
Thanks. No worries there :) I am not into bashing other people's hard work, but sometimes you just know it's not fit for you (case in point, mine).

I got confused the first tie with those jumping bubbles after the import as well. So I just went straight and clicked "Get Started". Anyway, I'm just saying it's not for me, but everyone, please try it first to see for yourself :) It has a neat UI and all.

corroded··on Prismatic creates a special signup for Google reader users
I'm sorry, I tried this and thought it imported my google reader stuff but it didn't. Instead, it suggested articles for me to read etc and eventually I decided this is not my GR replacement. (Don't get me wrong, I'd totally use this IF I wasn't on GR. This is good for first time, but for migrating from GR, I don't think so)

I wanted to delete my account since I don't plan on using it....but then there's no delete account! Shouldn't that be one of the first features? (Although I do understand people make it hard for users to delete to give their apps a chance)

corroded··on Show HN: Timeboxing app for Mac
And my Axe! I mean...same error here as well:

https://gist.github.com/4553069

corroded··on Skrillex Quest
Binding is available in steam and is available for Mac as well.
corroded··on Ask HN: Looking for a certain kind of music recommendation engine.
It would be helpful if you also post in what engines you have tried as well. Last.fm? Grooveshark? Indieshuffle?
corroded··on Show HN: NoobNinja - get and give help for specific coding or design tasks
I'm still getting the 500 error as of now
corroded··on Show HN: goodbre.ws, a fully open source recommendation engine for beer
LIke a few other people here, I also didn't get any recommendations even after liking(and disliking) beers. I'll follow up tomorrow and shoot you an email or tweet if I still don't see any recommendations. Good job! You even got the Philippine beers :)
corroded··on Gimme Bar: Don't bookmark the web. Save it. Forever.
isn't it just Pinterest? Or can you only bookmark images with pinterest and text with evernote?(not sure, that's why I'm asking)
corroded··on Open sourcing all my private projects
hermes looks similar to fluent.io :) you might have some insight as to how they can improve their app (it's a great app btw)
corroded··on Show HN: Bootswatch, free swatches for your Bootstrap site
Isn't this almost the same as this?

wrapbootstrap.com/themes

which was featured a couple of days ago? Maybe you could submit your "swatches" as themes and earn a couple of bucks :)

corroded··on PayPal forces buyer to destroy $2500 pre-WWII antique violin in dispute
While I do get their point of preventing counterfeit circulation, who's to say that it is counterfeit? Paypal? The buyer? Unless they have a violin expert on board their team which handled the product physically, I don't think anyone should have the "right" to destroy something that's not proven as counterfeit.
corroded··on Game Theory 101
Should've seen this a couple of weeks ago when it was the topic for AI class. Will probably use this as a reviewer for the finals. Thanks! :)
corroded··on Man-made super flu could kill half of humanity
Let's all hope Umbrella Corporation doesn't get a hold of this...
corroded··on Why do humans procrastinate?
I could provide a one sentence answer to this that will enlighten you all, but I'll do it later after I finish reading all the articles in the front page.
corroded··on For Thanksgiving, give your parents a treat: upgrade their browser
It would be difficult to hide porn from a parent like you. LOL
corroded··on For Thanksgiving, give your parents a treat: upgrade their browser
I remember the day I bought my mom and dad a PC. I only taught my mom how to check her email and a few weeks later, she's already installed a dozen Yahoo! and Popcap games in it.

A few more weeks later and as expected, the PC succumbed to a bunch of viruses and I had to "fix" them. To cut the story short, I installed FIrefox, hid the IE icon and told them to use it as it's "just the same, they only look different". I then left and never had to fix any virus problem whatsoever.

Now, they're doing great with Firefox(I think my dad even uses Chrome now).

Lesson learned: 1. Let them suffer from virus infections caused by old browsers cough IE6 2. "Cure" said virus and introduce antibody - new browsers 3. ??? 4. PROFIT!

corroded··on Tell HN: I want to teach you web development. In 8 weeks. For free (sort of)
IMHO, he did say you'll be passable as a junior dev(depends on the person's potential i guess). I think that this would be enough for most companies, especially if they think you have great potential and can grow/learn exponentially(like be a senior in 6 or less months)

There are some projects that don't need senior devs THAT much, like basic CRUD apps, etc. And you'll be "continuing" your studies under the company's mentors/senior devs.

So yes, I think 8 weeks of studying RoR can make someone useful to a company. Not all, but probably one that needs juniors

corroded··on Saving a Life is Easy, But I Didn't
http://marrow.org/Join/Join_in_Person/International_Donor_Ce...

I'm quite surprised that there are no donor centers in other countries. Are there? Most of these(or all) are first world countries - it scares me to think the chances of people in third world countries if even the ones listed here have a hard time looking for donors.

corroded··on Web Designers should all be using this idea by now: Font Icons.
http://www.red-team-design.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/aw...

how about using the most common font? (arial) that should take out all your worries on @font-face

corroded··on TinyProj connects developers, designers, etc. with paid, short-term projects.
i am confused as to why you just didn't take a screenshot...you actually "shot" your screen...

In any case, signed up :P great idea btw

corroded··on The Semantic Grid System: Page Layout For Tomorrow
I'm surprised there's no mention of http://compass-style.org/ anywhere. Compass has much more of those features(variables, mixins, support for other frameworks like 960 and blueprint, css3 mixins, etc)

The comment about reinventing the CSS syntax is nullified by the not-so-new SCSS syntax by the way.

corroded··on Jonathan's Card
this is such a good thing and i hate to see this go to waste when some capitalist bastard starts selling coffees for half the price using the card.
corroded··on Ask YC: What is your favourite paradox?
you didn't have to drag us in with you T_T thanks to you i'll be also reading that list along with all the ones that everyone posted here XD
corroded··on Phun | Great Physics Program for Kids
sadly, avast thinks it has a worm :( (tried downloading the exe file)

*edit: just downloaded the zip file and it works. im not sure how a kid could play with this though, i tried playig around with it and i couldn't even make a car.