HNHacker News
TopNewBestAskShowJobs

Lammy

19,684 karma · joined July 30, 2008

hey
submissionscomments
Lammy··on Kids turned low-traffic NPR Spotify comments into a secret group chat
See also: similar mid-20th-century Bell System phenomenon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beep_line
Lammy··on Two and a half years without a gallbladder
If you're talking about post-cholecystectomy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yDkkeIMrBk
Lammy··on Goodbye Google
Advertising is surveillance, and surveillance is a threat.
Lammy··on Why No One Wants to Date Tech Bros
didn't ask
Lammy··on Why No One Wants to Date Tech Bros
I don't identify with it, and that's why I'm annoyed at them for perpetuating “person who works in tech == tech bro” even if the body of the article will go on to refute that.
Lammy··on F-Droid 2.0
Haven't yet used it, but I will say that's a great project name
Lammy··on F-Droid 2.0
e: my bad, was on desktop and didn't actually try it on my phone (I use Droid-ify anyway)
Lammy··on Ideas on modernizing the open-source desktop
Relevant: GNOME Three Point Zero (ToPaZ) Storyboard (2005) https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35488519
Lammy··on Why No One Wants to Date Tech Bros
Don't call me a slur in the headline and maybe I'd read your article, Wired
Lammy··on Owners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridges
That would be easily noticed when units-in != units-out: https://www.messynessychic.com/2021/07/08/the-secret-world-o...
Lammy··on Katamari Object Library
https://katamari.andrew-boylan.com/models/03da-peach “A butt-shaped fruit that is more tasty than butts.” lol
Lammy··on Transit rewards
> Public transit networks and shared autonomous vehicles are part of a complementary mobility ecosystem. As transit agencies modernize their payment systems to accept tap-to-pay debit and credit cards, multimodal trips are becoming more convenient than ever.

What a tonal shift immediately after the intro paragraph. I have to wonder how many times this went back and forth with PR and Legal to end up with this particular wording and to be the very first thing they stress after the basic facts. Especially the word ‘shared’ in ‘shared autonomous vehicles’ to connect people's thinking to ‘public’ transit. They even make sure to repeat the word ‘shared’ back to back to back in each of the final three paragraphs to make sure you end with that idea in mind. Yet all the cars are owned by Waymo and aren't ‘shared’ like the train and bus fleets which are owned by transit districts that I can vote on.

Translation: Waymo would like to learn how to prioritize their fleet of privately-owned vehicles, like where to have empty cars circling, where to expect them to be sent, and via what routes to send them, in order to replace the transit portion of the trip for as many riders as possible. Who wouldn't choose a single door-to-door trip over a transfer if the wait time is low and if the dollar cost of the private Waymo ride can be set approximately equal to the invisible ‘price’ people assign to the value of their time.

And just in case a reader doesn't pick up on that stuff, they directly tell you how to feel by quoting their very unbiased business partner:

> “San José has always believed innovation should make everyday life work better,” said San José Mayor Matt Mahan. “This partnership does exactly that by using new technology to strengthen public transit, not replace it, making regional travel more seamless and giving people more ways to get where they need to go.”

Fun fact: Waymo pay $4 to the San José Department of Airports for every pick-up or drop-off at SJC.

Widespread Waymo usage probably wouldn't “replace” the public transit routes we have now, sure, but it would remove the public's shared will to vote for transit expansions that could replace the Waymo portion of people's “““multimodal trips in a complementary mobility ecosystem””” (lmfao) instead of the other way around.

> When riders in the SF Bay Area use their Visa card to take a Waymo trip and public transit within 2 hours of each other, we will automatically issue $2.85 in Waymo Cash, which is the cost of a bus fare in San Francisco.

Great ‘anchoring’ technique in this wording too, to make people feel like $2.85 is getting them something tangible instead of being a pittance to pay for this type of hyper-personal behavior data.

Lammy··on The new CC, an AI agent built for families
The winning euphemism for creepy AI-powered behavior surveillance→profiling→nudging seems to be “digital twin”, so that tracks.
Lammy··on The new CC, an AI agent built for families
How many of non-tech people have even encountered the term CC before? E-mail is a receive-only medium for most of them.
Lammy··on Microsoft killed FoxPro in 2007. Anyway, here's FoxPro revived
Nerds have vested interests (exposure/influence/status based on exclusivity of skill) to oppose letting ”the wrong people” create software, versus a company like Microsoft is the other way around because they get paid and get to further-entrench their platforms (but I repeat myself).

And/or too many people have internalized a feeling of “I am Very Smart because I know better than to ever try anything unique”, as exemplified by that awful xkcd ‘Standards’ learned-helplessness comic somebody will always rush to post in a discussion of any New Thing, and thus would never even dream of creating RAD tools whose entire premise is the creation of bespoke software.

Lammy··on Apple Copland D11E4 Booting in the Browser
> Ganatra: I-- this-- it's tough, because I don't specifically remember-- it's not like a presidential assassination or 9/11 where, "Where were you the day that Copland was cancelled?

lmfao

Lammy··on The Effect of CRTs on Pixel Art (2024)
What? The GBA knows exactly what it is and has all sorts of sprite scaling and rotation features that would look like total crap on a CRT: https://gbadev.net/gbadoc/sprites.html#attr3

Look at Kuru Kuru Kururin for example, a launch title where the GBA's fancy new sprite rotation effect is kinda the entire game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYvUZXT_43k

https://www.spriters-resource.com/game_boy_advance/kurukuruk...

Lammy··on What happened to the Snowden archive
> These public caches were much less wide spread than you appear to believe

You can keep your belief or disbelief. I ran my own, transparently with Squid on my FreeBSD PF gateway box back in The Day when we had a cable ISP with a restrictive data cap. I could send my roommate a link, or reload a link myself any number of times, and it never left the edge of my network after the first. It was really cool.

These days you don't even need to actively do anything for most operating systems' default configurations to loudly announce your presence and behavior to the ‘Room 641A’s of the world:

- Join any Wi-Fi network and your OS or browser (or both!) will automatically hit a well-known captive portal test URI.

- Most OSes will hit an NTP server that reveals the OS maker (depending on if it's Google's or Apple's or Microsoft's or the NTP-dot-org pool) as well as providing a heartbeat to tell the network you're still physically present when you make subsequent requests every ${default-periodicity} minutes following the first time sync following the captive portal check.

- Then once TLS' regressive dependency on synchronized time is satisfied, many default OS installs will hit a weather API whose transport layer is “secure” but whose response size is, if not unique among all possible geolocations that could be requested at the same timestamp, at least a piece of identifying information to combine with others. If I were NSA I would be making requests to APIs like Foreca for every possible geolocation at every ${change-frequency} seconds and storing every bit of sidechannel metadata about them forever for comparison with other recorded traffic.

- And most people's machines will announce their unique collection of software to the world through the act of making network connections to the known networks for the background update checks and “““telemetry””” (remember when the term was “spyware” for anything that remotely reported user behavior?) that have sadly become normalized in modern software.

Lammy··on What happened to the Snowden archive
> It's ridiculous to argue otherwise.

I wholeheartedly disagree :)

If you will refer to the “survivability onion”: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivability#/media/File:Surv...

                 Don't be there
     I am here → Don't be seen
                 Don't be acquired
  You are here → Don't be hit
                 Don't be penetrated
                 Don't be killed

One will note that it's called ‘HTTPS’ and not ‘HTTPP’ lol
Lammy··on Custom home server built from spare parts
Some server-focused programs pull in UI toolkits anyway. Take qBittorrent for example: I only use its web UI, but it's still a QT program, and on my OS of choice its package will try to pull in a bunch of display-related stuff by default unless one knows to use the “nox” package Flavor: https://cgit.freebsd.org/ports/tree/net-p2p/qbittorrent/Make...
Lammy··on What happened to the Snowden archive
> in coordination with TLS-terminating CDNs

Not what I'm saying. No coordination is necessary. I'm talking about metadata, not encrypted contents — just the fact that you made some number of connections, at a certain time, from a certain network, to a certain network, in a certain order, with requests and responses of a certain size. It really doesn't matter what's inside.

- https://kieranhealy.org/blog/archives/2013/06/09/using-metad...

- https://youtu.be/kV2HDM86XgI?t=1072 “First of all, David's description of what you can do with metadata […] is absolutely correct. We kill people based on metadata.” ― Former NSA and CIA director General Michael Hayden (2014)

Lammy··on Custom home server built from spare parts
> The rest of the upgrade came out of my junk drawers. Two DDR4 sticks from an old laptop take the memory to the platform maximum of 32 GB

Realtalk: make sure you are religious about testing your RAM if you're going to run ZFS with non-ECC RAM. I'm not going to say “don't do it”, but know what you're getting into and how to protect yourself from this failure mode.

It's unintuitive, but ZFS will actually modify your files on disk as a side effect of a read-only operation if blocks get read into bad RAM and checksum mismatch compared to the blocks on disk.

This happened to me in 2013–14 with some bad PC3 10600 in my 2600K desktop FreeBSD system, and it rotted a bunch of my most frequently accessed files. I was able to figure out what was going on once audible blips started appearing in all of my favorite most-listened-to music, then I learned about `flac -t` and was able to confirm the rot thanks to the fact that FLAC files embed an expected MD5 digest in their `STREAMINFO` block. `man flac` sez…

“In test mode, flac acts just like in decode mode, except no output file is written. Both decode and test modes detect errors in the stream, but they also detect when the MD5 signature of the decoded audio does not match the stored MD5 signature, even when the bitstream is valid.” (emphasis mine)

  [Lammy@popola] flac --test "Floating Door - Hypersomnia in loop - 12 templeOS.flac"
  Floating Door - Hypersomnia in loop - 12 templeOS.flac: ok

  [Lammy@popola] metaflac --show-md5sum "Floating Door - Hypersomnia in loop - 12 templeOS.flac"
  d9ccdc78cfa45dda01b38198575b4f56

  [Lammy@popola] flac --decode --stdout --silent --force-raw-format --endian=little --sign=signed "Floating Door - Hypersomnia in loop - 12 templeOS.flac" | md5
  d9ccdc78cfa45dda01b38198575b4f56

After that experience, I moved my ZFS storage to a dedicated system — first on an Atom C2750 board and later (and currently) an Atom C3758, both with ECC UDIMMs. (Stay away from the C2xxx series tho; they are all doomed to CLK-circuit-degradation death which repairing only prolongs but does not prevent)
Lammy··on What happened to the Snowden archive
Which ironically makes the Internet more surveillable, because now every single connection has to hit some TLS-terminating origin and can't be cached at the edge of our own networks. Don't confuse security with privacy.
Lammy··on Original Sony PlayStation 2 security chip 'broken wide open' after 26 years
Normally I would agree with this, but all of the discs I've ever have that did rot (LD, CD, and DVD) were ones pressed by SONY DADC lol
Lammy··on macOS 27 Golden Gate – Review
> Golden Gate is our second consecutive release named for a body of water, following a stretch of releases named for towns/regions (Big Sur, Monterey, Ventura, Sonoma, Sequoia)

Monterey is a body of water tho: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monterey_Bay

So is Sonoma if you're talking about the Creek instead of the Valley surrounding the creek: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonoma_Creek https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napa_Sonoma_Marsh

Lammy··on Negativland, Culture Jamming, and the Art of Making Something New
I love the track from Escape From Noise (1987) that predicts our current housing crisis and criticizes the hypocrisy of anti-development mindsets and Prop 13 and all of that by comparing it to the way people talk about firearms prohibitions.

“When no more can be sold, you can see that the majority of adults will be virtually prohibited from ever owning one” — “so if you've always admired parts of Piedmont or Orinda…” — “well you could buy one, if you could convince someone to sell you his, and if you're willing to pay his price” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPCIWbCOyY

(I will be at this irl btw)

Lammy··on US confirms for first time it has deployed space weapons
Relevant:

- USAF Directed Energy Directorate home page during the years 1999–2006: https://web.archive.org/web/20060831035044/http://www.de.afr...

- USAF Directed Energy Directorate home page during the years 2009–2016: https://web.archive.org/web/20160428181404/http://www.kirtla...

- LASER Effects Test Facility fact sheet from 2002 showing a 50-kilowatt CO² LASER setting a test target on fire: https://web.archive.org/web/20070315131556/http://www.de.afr...

Lammy··on Microsoft patches Windows and Excel – breaks audio, remote access, and paste
I was all about some 98lite ‘Sleek’ on my hand-me-down 486DX/2-66 in the late '90s, Windows 98/98SE/Me with the original Windows 95 pre-OSR2.5 non-Active Explorer swapped in :)

- https://www.litepc.com/swap.html

- http://toastytech.com/guis/l98.html

Lammy··on Oracle’s 6am layoff emails hit staff amid new wave of cuts
I lol'ed in the theater when I watched Top Gun Maverick as a double-feature with the original and the first thing you see is PRODUCED BY DAVID ELLISON — very “ecrof ria eht nioj”
Lammy··on Microsoft patches Windows and Excel – breaks audio, remote access, and paste
The difference is that now the breakage comes to you instead of being something optional that you can seek out or ignore. I remember installing, like, fewer than ten updates ever for Windows 95: The ‘95A’ patch, a few updates to Dial-Up Networking, WinSock update, CHM Help Update, MSXML, MSVCRT. I steadfastly avoided the webby Active Desktop IE4 ‘Desktop Update’ but did install the browser itself.
Page 1 of 34Next →