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GreenJelloShot··on The Body Shop will start hiring the first person who applies for any retail job
I think the best way to hire people would be to do a quick 30 minute "filter" interview, where you basically ask about a person's background. If they can pass that, then sign them up for a 90 day contract. If they prove themselves during the 90 days, offer them a full time job.
GreenJelloShot··on Jeff Bezos Commits $10B to Address Climate Change
I honestly cannot understand this attitude. It sounds like pure jealousy. You are saying that we should stop people from being too successful.

Bezos earned all of his wealth honestly. He offered products and services for prices that people were willing to pay. He did not steal. He did not force anyone into anything. If he is stupid rich, it is because he was able to provide things people wanted more effectively than anyone else.

How can you possibly justify punishing success? What right do we have to give him money for doing what we want, and then turning around and taking it away. What sort of message does that send to other people?

"Work hard and be successful, but not TOO successful..."

GreenJelloShot··on Things to Know for Your First Remote Job
Spending $50 on a work tool that you will use many times a day actually sounds like a great deal to me.
GreenJelloShot··on Jeff Bezos Commits $10B to Address Climate Change
Is there anything Bezos could do at this point that would NOT make you angry?
GreenJelloShot··on Ask HN: Why won't you quit a job you hate?
1) Startups suck. They will work you to death all for the promise that maybe it will pay off one day (but probably won't.)

2) I don't want to work for a "mission-driven" company. What does that even mean? Most companies lie about their mission anyways. They want to make money, not save the planet.

3) There is not a company out there that is "aligned" with my values. I value free time. I value spending time with my family and friends. I value doing separate things from work.

4) I do not care about having "impact" or about "growth". Been there; done that. It is overrated. Building up a company's value so that the executives get bigger & bigger bonuses does not motivate me at all.

If you are able to change the world, build your own company. Don't work for someone else and let them take the credit. If you can't change the world, then stop pretending you can. Work, get paid, and then go home and spend some quality time with your loved ones. Stop trying to trick me into wasting my limited time left by slaving for other people.

GreenJelloShot··on Is Catalina a Good Upgrade Yet?
Yeah, I do this every time there is a major OS update and it saves me a lot of hassle. It also forces me to re-evaluate everything I had previously installed. Usually I end up with a much cleaner, smaller, and more optimized image. It also trains me to get very comfortable testing backups and restores and knowing how to quickly recover from any problems.
GreenJelloShot··on OK Doomer
> there wasn’t a single soul who didn’t enjoy bunny hopping or had mastering it as a goal

Even someone who never heard of Counter-Strike could figure out that this is a false statement.

GreenJelloShot··on The good, the bad and the ugly standup
> regardless of my leadership clout - standups are a requirement for our teams

You are not a leader; you are an enforcer.

GreenJelloShot··on The good, the bad and the ugly standup
For a private office and minimal meetings, I'd probably never interview for another job again.
GreenJelloShot··on “This is why I use ad blockers and a pi-hole server”
Yes, they could defeat the pihole by hard coding IPs, but that would cause a whole range of other headaches and would most likely not be worth doing.
GreenJelloShot··on Ask HN: How should I take advantage of unlimited PTO?
"Unlimited PTO" is the biggest scam ever.

1) It is a lie. It is certainly NOT "unlimited" in any way, shape or form, and everyone knows it. Can you take 10 years off? How about 1 year off? How about 6 months off? Nope. "Unlimited" is a lie. There is a limit. But now it is a "secret" limit.

2) Unlimited PTO = Limited PTO and the limit is 100% determined by your manager. If you manager likes you, your secret limit will be high. If you manager does not like you, your limit will be low or even ZERO. Unlimited PTO means a manager can just refuse to approve any of your requests and there is NOTHING you can do about it.

3) Unlimited PTO means extra confusion for everyone. Instead of knowing that you can count on 2, 3 or 4 weeks vacation, you simply never know how much time you can get. And this time can change at ANY time.

4) Unlimited PTO means unequal time off for people. Some people will get to take more time off than others. It is guaranteed to be unfair and guaranteed to be gamed. Basically, it encourages people to take time off early for every excuse (instead of saving time up). Also, it encourages lying. You want to take some time off, better to claim that your kid is sick than to be honest and say you want to go to a baseball game.

5) Unlimited PTO = no privacy. Now you have to explain and justify every time you want to take a few days off. When you have 2, 3 or 4 guaranteed weeks off, you just say "I wish to take my X weeks off at these times". You do not need to explain that you going to just lay in front of the TV and binge watch 90's shows. But with Unlimited PTO, there are no guarantees. So now your manager can demand that you justify every request. Instead of notifying, now you have to beg.

6) Unlimited time off is am employee-hostile position. Imagine if a company offered a "unlimited salary". You get paid whatever your boss wants to pay you every month. It might be zero or it might be a million bucks. Would you agree to that? No. No one would. Then WHY would you agree to an unlimited PTO?

GreenJelloShot··on A hiring test I'd like to run
I totally agree. The best solution I have come up with for trying to assess if someone can learn new things quickly is simply to ask a candidate to describe the last new thing that they learned. It doesn't have to be job-related at all. Just the last thing they learned. And then ask some follow up questions about how they learned, why they learned it, and how have they used the knowledge.

If nothing else, it will give you a general idea of how often they learn new things.

GreenJelloShot··on A hiring test I'd like to run
It completely depends on the manual. If this is the first time I have ever seen it, and it's about something I have never used, it very well might take me a while to figure out how to look up information quickly and effectively.

Does the manual having working code examples? Then is it probably a good manual. If it does not have working examples that you can copy & paste (and they actually work), then it probably is terrible.

GreenJelloShot··on A hiring test I'd like to run
Yeah, age I can understand. People usually list their college degree along with the date of graduation, so you can usually make a good guess about their age.

But, I have no idea how you gather gender or marital status from a resume.

GreenJelloShot··on A hiring test I'd like to run
I would honestly love to take a job that was 100% focused on interviewing and hiring technical people. I have been through so many bad interviews (on both sides of the desk) that I think it really should be a dedicated position staffed by people who actually understand the major defects in the industry.
GreenJelloShot··on A hiring test I'd like to run
Most interviews seem to weigh heavily in favor of "sprinters" over "marathoners". That is, they select for people who can go from nothing to working code in a short period of time.

I am one of those people who takes a while to get rolling, especially when starting from scratch. Interviews generally give you 30 minutes or an hour to produce something. I will easily take an hour to think about the problem, do some research, and then create some notes before writing any code.

This is, of course, not what most companies want. Unless you are asking me to do something trivial or something that I have claimed to do many times in the past, you can't expect me to come up with the "right" answer instantaneously.

I never jump right into editing code, unless I am already intimately familiar with it.

GreenJelloShot··on I Miss the Old Internet
Free Cloudflare account
GreenJelloShot··on Working asynchronously
Interviewing generally has a significantly negative impact on your mental health... but at least it's temporary.
GreenJelloShot··on You may never see Studio Ghibli’s movies on streaming services
That's funny, I love the movie but hate the book.

I guess it all depends on whether you enjoy the book's explanation for the world and specifically, Howl. To me it was too distracting.

GreenJelloShot··on Nearly 1 in 5 Americans are stashing cash at home in fear of a recession
I would imagine "spare" clothing would be:

1) More durable than normal clothing. They would not be something stylish enough to wear every day, but useful in a natural disaster. Think heavy duty work clothes.

2) Kept in some sort of safe, sealed container. In case of a flood or fire, your regular clothes could easily get spoiled. Spare clothing would be kept someplace safe and could be retrieved when necessary.

3) Provide extra warmth, in case your house was destroyed or damaged. Depending on the local weather, it might include a heavy coat, gloves, boots, etc.

GreenJelloShot··on Nearly 1 in 5 Americans are stashing cash at home in fear of a recession
Yes, because guns are only useful against zombies, not looters.
GreenJelloShot··on Show HN: Managed UniFi Controller Hosting
Store everything on the SD card but make sure to create a backup image, just in case.
GreenJelloShot··on The Spinner
Sounds like a great opportunity for a GoFundMe campaign.
GreenJelloShot··on Drilling open a smart door lock in 4 seconds
Isn't the point of a lock just to keep honest people honest? I mean you can buy the world's sturdiest, more secure lock and attach it to the world's strongest door, someone with a hammer can easily break a window.

If someone is determined and willing, there really is nothing you can do to stop them from breaking into your house.

GreenJelloShot··on Employer health plans are getting pricier and skimpier
Define "better".
GreenJelloShot··on Employer health plans are getting pricier and skimpier
Really? So there are zero people from other industrial nations that come into the US for health care?
GreenJelloShot··on Show HN: I made a jobs board for developers without degrees
The average annual out-of-state cost for a bachelor program in Computer Science is $41,992, with an estimated average four year degree total cost of $167,968.

You have to ask yourself what would be more effective: 4 years in college (spend $170k) or spend 4 years learning on your own (free), working on open source projects (free), and/or getting an entry level job (earn 120k or more)?

GreenJelloShot··on 200k people applied for jobs at Amazon in a single week
> I would imagine they have one of the highest attrition rates ever for any tech company.

Pretty much this.

GreenJelloShot··on 200k people applied for jobs at Amazon in a single week
Amazon has a huge amount of churn. Most employees only stick around for 2 years and then leave shortly afterwards (once the cash bonuses stop and they start dribbling out stock instead).
GreenJelloShot··on Vizio Admits Modern TV Sets Are Cheaper Because They're Spying on You
That is pretty much the solution. Just do not ever plug in a network cable or connect it to wifi and you should be fine.
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