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A Brit with a very hypnotic voice.
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CallMeV··on Speak geek: The world of made-up language
A somewhat old article. The D'Armand Speers-teaching-his-son-Klingon story will probably persist long into Dr Speers' eighties.

I participated in a little Hol veS with Arika Okrent on a radio programme a while back. It was a challenge, and I won with honour.

I think that the people who mock conlangs the most tend to come from monoglot environments, so probably even those people, who seek to study natlangs outside of the one language they know, may baffle and perplex the monoglots.

Those who come from bilingual or polyglot backgrounds (myself included), on the other hand, would probably consider conlangs as just yet more, different languages to add to the lists of those languages they already know.

CallMeV··on First Image Ever Obtained from Mercury Orbit
I have looked forward to this as much as I still look forward to the New Horizons probe to the outermost edge of the solar system, to Pluto.

Mercury has some exhilarating mysteries, and I look forward to seeing the probe unlock them.

CallMeV··on Startup Britain: a small step forward
Okay, well, as revealed in another post here on HN, the BBC has revealed that the Startup Britain website links you to a fake site stuffed with malware.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-12904585

"According to Paul Baccas, a senior threat researcher at Sophos, the link featured in an article about US investor Warren Buffet and took users to a fake banking site.

""It went to a third-party site, bankling.com, where users were redirected to a fake anti-virus page given a prompt saying their computer was infected and encouraging them to download a fix," he said.

"In reality, the fix contained malware.

"The exploit only affected users of Internet Explorer, including the most recent versions. Other browsers, including Firefox, were not affected.

"The slip will be embarrassing for the government, especially as Prime Minister David Cameron had helped launch the site and the Number 10 website linked prominently to it."

A small step forward, sure ... but I don't like the direction that step has taken us so far.

HN discussion link:- http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2387009

CallMeV··on StartupBritain website links to malware site
I'll bet there's egg on their faces right now. I'm sharing this news, and a link back here.
CallMeV··on Why StartUp Britain is nothing more than a government backed link farm
I got a Google Adwords voucher worth £75 in the post the other day. I'm always getting them. Wait long enough, and they'll only send another one.

And yes, I thoroughly agree with your assertions about Labour, too. Right now, Parliament seems to be at its lowest ebb in terms of talent, honour, honesty or any kind of acumen.

We have not been led by so many, possessing so little clue, for generations.

CallMeV··on Why StartUp Britain is nothing more than a government backed link farm
I have a somewhat jaundiced view of anything to do with the Tories, and with the current administration in particular. I get the overwhelming impression of underwhelming talent, little attention to detail and no originality from either the Conservative or Liberal Democrat camps of the coalition.

This scheme feels particularly slipshod in its execution. I'd welcome a £1500 bursary to start up a business - who wouldn't? - but looking at this, I discovered that an entrepreneur looking to set up any business through this site would, in fact, not actually get any sort of money to help them whatsoever.

Here lies the hamartia, the fatal flaw, of this site: it is not what it seems. Your article just confirms all of my fears.

I'm sharing this with some people I know, who have an interest in the scheme. This article will have a marked effect on their decisions. Thanks for bringing it here.

CallMeV··on How to Insult a Computer Scientist
Ask him if that means that he can write games for the XBox or Nintendo consoles.
CallMeV··on Fake job reference service
What if you don't want to include a reference from a former employer because (a) they fired you; (b) they'd subjected you to psychological harassment, bullying and an attempted rape before getting to the firing part, leading to the employee having to spend three days in the hospital and I still haven't recovered fully even seven years later?
CallMeV··on Startup Britain
The parody is spreading across Facebook and Twitter faster than the site it is parodying.
CallMeV··on Startup Britain
Less than useless if you already know of several accountants in the area, including one which happens to be a former employer on your own curriculum vitae, and whom you already hire to do your books.
CallMeV··on Startup Britain
Or the new Jim Jones.
CallMeV··on Startup Britain
The Lib Dems wanted one, but they decided to scrap that if the Tories scrapped their "Starve On The Streets" alternative as well.
CallMeV··on Pick a number from 1 to 10
I accidentally chose my number before I could do more than deliberate on whether to pick that number or go for another one.
CallMeV··on What life lessons are unintuitive or go against common sense or wisdom?
All we have is now.

Bingo.

If I had to like or upvote only one thing today, anywhere, I would upvote this. I seriously wish I could upvote it twice.

Thank you for reminding me.

CallMeV··on Don't yell at waitresses. You look like a jerk and it blows investments.
When you need your shoes polished, that food you ordered served or the litter picked up from the front drive, suddenly the "least valuable people" are just as valuable as you are.

Nobody's "least valuable" unless their entire existence seems to serve to act to the detriment to absolutely everybody around them.

CallMeV··on CNN Sending Eight Times More Staff to Royal Wedding Than to Japan
Panem et circenses. It's keeping the public's attention diverted from our clown governments comprising the deplorable, the despotic, the despised and the damned.
CallMeV··on CNN Sending Eight Times More Staff to Royal Wedding Than to Japan
There's a reason why they still send out reporters to get their boots on the ground and try and figure out what's actually happening. Research.

Any lazy journalist can just sit back, crib a whole bunch of feed and stills and press releases floating off he internet and boilerplate it into the column inches without bothering to make even the most cursory check for facts, but there's a word for such slack jawed lacklustre button pushing: churnalism.

People used to complain about news helicopters flying over scenes of disasters such as flooding, saying things like "Why don't they pick up some of the stragglers and ship them to safety?"

The answer is: Because that is not their job.

Reporting on what is going on is. And that means going in there, asking questions, getting the agency to rope in a native speaker to translate where needed, and actually bearing witness to the sort of things that end up on your screen, or in print.

They have to go in there and report, because nobody else is going to - and if nobody else reports, nobody will know how bad things are until that ignorance comes back and bites us.

Journalists - at least the ones truly earning their crust - do what they do because they have a compelling need to show the world what they do not know, and need to know.

They are the ones whose job it is to bear witness.

CallMeV··on CNN Sending Eight Times More Staff to Royal Wedding Than to Japan
How do you know they haven't taken the time to learn to read, write and speak the local lingo? Also, those who are still learning can always get a bilingual local to interpret.
CallMeV··on NYTimes: A Letter to Our Readers About Digital Subscriptions
One tiny modifier to your comment.

The BBC is paid for by the British television license payer, not the taxpayer. Otherwise, spot on. Journalists need to eat, too.

CallMeV··on HarperCollins sets 1-year expiration on library eBooks
People will just jailbreak the self-destruct code attached to the books and make copies of them anyway, legal or not.
CallMeV··on Don't touch me, I'm British
I just heard an echo in my mind of Tasha Yar in Star Trek: The Next Generation saying "Any. Hat." What is it about colder environments that the colder they are, the less clothing the natives wear? :D And I agree wholeheartedly with many of the assertions in the original post. Particularly the assertion that alcohol was distilled so that we Brits could build up the courage to reproduce. :)
CallMeV··on Marcus du Sautoy's "Brief History of Mathematics" (10 MP3 episodes)
He also writes on mathematics, and presented a TV series on mathematics which occasionally appears on BBC Four.

Currently I have, and am enjoying, his book The Music of The Primes.

Useful links in these discussions, by the way, including the link in the original post. Thank you.

CallMeV··on Dilbert and Bogart On “F#(& You” Money
droz asks a good question. Who else has calculated their "fuck you money" threshold to the last penny, such that if they received that much cash from one or more jobs in a given period they can spend the rest of the year just going to expos and networking, or just sitting on some beach somewhere, knowing that all their bills and living expenses are covered?

Considering where I live, my threshold's surprisingly low. If I double it, I'd put aside that surplus for my retirement. It's good to have the ambition of living without ambitions.

CallMeV··on Evolutionary maths [2007]
Churnalism pops up again, its proverbial ugly head once again raised for the cliches, its existence in this article thoroughly destroying its validity right down to its core assumptions, so that nothing remains to rise from its ashes.

How long has it been since the "Amazonian tribe that cannot count" has been refuted? What is the name of this "Amazonian tribe?" How did the anthropologist hear of the existence of this tribe? How did he contact with it? How long did he study with it? How many people did it claim before it was made extinct by logging operations?

So many other questions that I'll bet could not be answered because that damned "Amazonian tribe that can only count in binary" never existed.

CallMeV··on How to Disagree
I haven't seen this essay for a while. I thought I'd lost it, and I could not find the bookmark which linked to it. Very useful. Thank you, rms.
CallMeV··on When The Drones Come Marching In
You can still kill people with swords, knives and hammers. Don't knock the deadliness of old technology. As I say, it's not the gun in the hands of the lunatic in front of the leader he needs to worry about: it's the stilettos in the hands of his ambitious friends standing behind him.
CallMeV··on Beautiful men, women have higher IQs
Unfortunately, the title also infers the converse: that, by the standards set by those conducting the experiment, ugly men and women have lower IQs.

This raises the question of what people call "beautiful," "attractive," "ugly" and "unattractive" respectively: purely subjective measures which do not take into account the fact that some of the wealthiest, most successful and smartest people in the world look physically ugly, scrawny, geeky or otherwise "unattractive" by the standards the experimenters seem to have set.

Consider Bill Gates, Gandhi, Einstein, Steve Buscemi, Mick Jagger and Donald Trump. Each a genius in their respective fields, yet hardly the most perfect-looking physical specimens.

Enough evidence exists of the existence of physically unattractive, socially intelligent people with high IQs to provide sufficient data to refute the argument above.

Those conducting the experiment simply appear to have begun with an assumption and then selected only evidence which confirms the assumption, ignoring counterindicative data.

I really would not take the findings of this experiment seriously without some form of verification - for instance, a repetition of the experiment by another team in another part of the US, perhaps repetition of the experiment with other nationalities and so on.

CallMeV··on Look Around You - Maths
Thanks, Cryptoz ... Thoz. :)
CallMeV··on Look Around You - Maths
It's a satire on the BBC's 1970s school programming output.

The writers know what they are doing; this parody of mathematics is exactly how real mathematics sounds like to a lay person. This is nonsense, sure: but so is the satirical poetry of Lewis Carroll and the poems of Edward Lear, and the most erudite experts in the English language derive much pleasure from reading such nonsense.

Indeed, the more sophisticated the mind, the greater the need for self-parodies such as this show.

CallMeV··on The Economics of Stripping
A good point to note is how hard the individual girls work for that money. Considering the turnover of those girls in that industry - anything over 29, and they're usually considered over the hill, and at 35 you can stick a fork in them, they're done - they are driven to seek out the customers who will pay them the maximum amount of money in the shortest period of time, because that window of time is very short indeed.

It's a business that demands maximum efficiency. No fat. All lean meat. Physically, as well as metaphorically. A lesson for us all.

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