This joke has spawned a large monitor's worth of discussion, none of which is really contributing to the conversation.

In case someone takes his comment seriously, there's mine. In case someone takes my comment seriously they'd agree with the grandparent so no harm done.

There's the chance someone would agree with the grand/parent ('malfunction...', secure, etc.), read my comment, and think... well that's ridiculous.

Case study for "'/s' considered harmful"; Would-be PhDs take note.