This isn't a serious essay. I made this version to demonstrate what an egregious instance of Parkinson's Law of Triviality the comments on the original were.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson%27s_Law_of_Triviality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson%27s_Law_of_Triviality
[1] Which is not terribly dissimilar from his feeling that programming languages shouldn't pander to bad programmers.
But they don't need to be mutually exclusive. We take down scaffolding once the building is finished.