Okay, that's it. Next time I have to put my ethnicity on any paperwork.... I'm now a "Software American".

- I immigrated from Softwaria.

- Our flag is a bunch of 1s and 0s.

- Our national anthem ends with "return 0;".

- All of our city streets look like logic-gates from a bird's eye view. http://doc.union.edu/PL/ee_master_gate.jpg (yeah, I know... this is more on the side of hardware)

- Our homes & buildings square footage are always divisible by X where X = 2^N, where N represents all real numbers. (what was that symbol for all real numbers again?)