Even better, what if the government was closing in a child pornographer with chemical weapons and a nuke, and the leak allowed him to rape more children while nuking a nunnery and poisoning an orphanage?
(disclaimer: that's a joke)
* Methamphetamine
* "Bath salts" (i.e. MDPV)
* Synthetic cannibinoids
Do even approximations to such boogieman figures even exist?