Chances are you are meeting the adult version of the cynical kids I grew up with. Some of them tried to move back to NYC, Boston, NJ and found the neighbourhood had changed and no one remembered them or cared.
http://www.fark.com/topic/florida
"Have you ever been to Florida? It's basically a criminal population. It's America's Australia." - Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock
Collecting the weird stories has become an internet meme.
That being said the everglades national park is one of the most beautiful places I've been. (Just don't go during mosquito season)....
edit: I can't believe I was the second reference to fark on this thread....
>Disgruntled ex-boyfriend left thousands of voicemails on his ex-girlfriend's phone, adds sound effects like gunshots in the background for that added criminal charge[1]
[1]Sun Sentintal