I will see your Boltzmann brain, and raise you Infinite monkey Theorem.
Not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five pages consisting largely of the letter S, the lead male began by bashing the keyboard with a stone, and the monkeys continued by urinating and defecating on it.
I say, I say, I say, can you find an anagram of BANACH-TARSKI?
Yes: BANACH-TARSKI BANACH-TARSKI.
(Mathematicians' sense of humour doesn't necessarily resemble anyone else's.)
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