I'll see your Mangetic Monopole, and raise you a Boltzmann Brain.
I say, I say, I say, can you find an anagram of BANACH-TARSKI?
Yes: BANACH-TARSKI BANACH-TARSKI.
(Mathematicians' sense of humour doesn't necessarily resemble anyone else's.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Getting_to_Philosophy
Not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five pages consisting largely of the letter S, the lead male began by bashing the keyboard with a stone, and the monkeys continued by urinating and defecating on it.
Now combine this idea with the Heat Death of the Universe...