I fully intend to walk into the office, hand them
the key, and point out that I never signed the
document and will fight any attempts to charge me
the next three months worth of rent.
I hate to break it to you, but that contract is enforceable. Pretending for a moment that this is something that would ever make it to court, you would be found in breach.In reality, what will happen is this: You'll refuse to pay. They'll casually send your account to collections. You'll get some phone calls from a collection agency and it will hurt your credit report. Ultimately, you'll pay them to protect your credit score.