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Idk, a good diet and physically spreading the cheeks (to simulate squatting) when using the restroom seems to basically prevent messy cleanup.

When I eat crap food, that's when I need a lot of toilet paper.

Somehow other animals don't need toilet paper.

> Somehow other animals don't need toilet paper.

In fairness, other animals very often could use some cleaning in that area.

In my limited experience, it's usually when they are sick or dying.

Seems like a lot of trouble to avoid a gentle spray on your brown star.

Eating healthy and spreading one's cheeks as the sit down is hardly a lot of trouble.

I like bidets, but I hardly need them. When I build my next house, it will have bidets.