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This is a scathing inditement of where we are.

> $2,000/mo SSO addon (required)

I love that this was a call out.

If it's required then how can it be an 'addon'?

Hence the joke...

>> ACID compliance available as a paid addon

Lol

>> Indexes available as a paid addon ($100/index/mo)

Even more lol

>> Employee pinky promise to not look at customer data to retaliate over a personal grievance

Our Infosec team will love this. Pinky promises can just replace the need for NDAs