I was exaggerating for effect but everyone who knows me actually seemed to think that. People can’t stop bringing it up. Kinda weird actually.

I guess the main truck things I liked:

I like feeling more like sitting in a regular chair. Low Cars feel like sleds to me.

I like the high ground clearance so I don’t worry about curbs and can park off-road if needed.

It’s nice to be able to throw things in the back. Kayaks, bikes, furniture.

They also hold their value really well.

And prior to 2020 trucks were pretty cheap compared to equivalent SUVS. I got a new 2017 tundra for around 30K.

Don’t know if you are an American, but it’s not unusual to see a scrotum decoration hanging from the tow hitch of a pickup. It’s absolutely an identity thing with some people.

At least he's honest about it.

truck yeah brother