Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the worst. My other account was working for two months but then Starlink changed the payment form GUI and suddenly they no longer accepted my European bank accounts or Apple Pay or iDeal payment systems anymore, only credit card numbers. European people rarely have credit cards and certainly can't suddenly aquire one while roaming. And of course it would only work if you had a working roaming internet... wait a minute....
When I eventually had opened a new bank account with a credit card at great cost and expense, Starlink of course did not accept it. No recourse, no contact, no payments, nada.
Anyone want to buy two revision 3 Starlink dishes, as-is, where-is, never been used? [1].
[1] From an Australian personals ad: "Rain gauge for sale, as-is-where-is, never been used".
A joke told by Bush Tucker Man Les Hiddens while traveling in the Australian outback desert.