We've had this story here several times before, most notably:
http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=599164
and
http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=599164
and
(you forgot the GOTO :)
"Mental pleasure are never cloy; unlike those of the body, they are increased by repetition, approved by reflection, and strengthened by enjoyment." - Nathaniel Cotton
No do as you will with me cruel world. You can take away my karma and even my upvote, but you can't take away my dignity.
(On the other hand, if the down votes were for recommending GOTO instead of GOSUB, then this is completely understandable.)
HN would be just a little bit better without these "lets do the comment party again" threads.