You could also just close the lid before you flush?
You could also just close the lid before you flush?
The parts of the lid that you touch to raise and lower it are probably relatively distant from the parts of the lid that would receive the brunt of any splashback.
In any case, just use a piece of toilet paper to touch the lid, if you are concerned.
When you move the lid, you only touch the outer rim at one or two places.
You can use a bit of toilet paper to protect your hands, and wash them afterwards, too.
How's using the lid a controversial thing at all?
(Yes, the solution here is to put the lid back up when done, but then that ruins a bit of the GP's (I think) intended humor.)
https://www.theunconventionalroute.com/men-pee-sitting-down/ or just search using terms like: men are learning to pee sitting down
Man 2x, Woman 0x = 1 "contamination" cost incurred Man 1x, Woman 1x = 2 "contamination" cost incurred
Just like rules are there to be followed, the lid is there to be closed. Ordnung muss sein.