There are terrible designs everywhere: read The Design of Everyday Things by Don Norman.
Heck, even doors: the moment you have to put signs that say "push" and "pull" on a door you know it's a terrible design. Have a look at product reviews on American's Test Kitchen's YouTube channel, and things as 'simple' as spatulas and cooking pans can be have bad designs.
If you want old-school design "jerry cans", checkout Wavian for metal options:
* https://wavianusa.com/collections/nato-fuel-cans
For plastic (HDPE ) options in the same design language see Scepter:
* https://www.scepter.com/products/consumer-products/
Comparison discussion between the two:
* https://expeditionportal.com/forum/threads/scepter-mfc-vs-wa...