Dark and stormy night in Pacific Northwest. I've finished a long day at work and am heading to meet family at the cabin in the woods. I get a text: "There is a mouse. Buy traps before you come." So I pull off the highway and hit a suburban Home Depo. I grab a wide selection of anti-mouse devices and potions. I try to buy my items but, in a deserted store, none of the cashiers are manned. The "manager" points me to the self-checkout. Ugh. My packing-wrapped packs of mouse traps wont scan. Manager "helps" but then turns it over to me to type in the numbers. With the manager watching I pay, bag my stuff, and leave.
In the parking lot I spread my assortment of mouse-killing paraphernalia on the passenger seat and sent a photo to the family at the cabin. Then I notice my mistake. I paid for two 2-packs of rat traps when in fact I had taken two 4-packs. Do I go back and correct this crime? Do I talk to that useless "manager" and spend an hour struggling to undo my mistake via the self-checkout? Do I risk missing the last ferry? I got into my car and drove on into the night. I am a shoplifter.