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I prefer the dog translator from the Far Side cartoon.

It turns out every barking dog is saying "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"

also: Dexter's Lab. "Mooooooooooon!"

"There's the thing! There's the thing! Right there, it's the thing! The thing!"

"Moonmoonmoonmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!"

Really? Not SeaQuest DSV?

I'll get down-voted -- correctly -- for saying something that adds nothing to the conversation, but YES! I think spending my childhood watching Lucas Walencheck was part of my inspiration to learn programming.

Lonnie Henderson was my first crush! So pretty.

"What do you want, Maggie?"

Translator: "I want what the dogs eating!"