"This person is addicted to online gambling. 'Investing' doesn't involve screaming 'hold the line!' on web forums 15 times per day, it involves patience and confidence and research. This person is investing based off of internet memes, and is treating a highly volatile security as if it were some sort of get-rich guarantee, because they see a select few winners rise to the top, and ignore the numerous losers that never made a dime."

Is that the kind of paragraph a reasonable person might extract when they see "HODL!"?