Wait, so I am not the only one who almost never read articles, but spend 30 minutes on reading their comments?
If I'm only mildly interested, the comments often provide a summary and then I decide if I RTFA.
Certain titles or domains are insta-RTFA without looking at the comments.
Sometimes it is nice to know the controversial aspects by reading the comments, so I can be more careful reading certain passages.
Sometimes I read neither but the article is still on the front page the next day with a thousand upvotes. Then I read it.