Dev navigates to the App Store.
"Ah! Here we are. Now I can make splendid apps for Mac and iOS like I've always want--"
He notices the $5 fee...jaw drops, eyes bug out.
"What is THIS?! A price for DEV TOOLS?! Confound it all, now I can't develop for the platforms I love!"
Buries head in hands, then looks to the heavens.
"JOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBS!!!"
End scene.
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Working title of this play: "The Story of a Developer That Doesn't Exist."